Urinating Standing Up

[sports_brah]

I'm happy just to whiz away as is needed.

My favourite way is outside. Where I live is in the arse end of nowhere, so the sky explodes with stars. Completely quiet as well (apart from maybe the dog outside which will get ****ed on if it barks).

Apart from that the urinal does the job in a bar. I discovered that I can **** straight into it from 6 feet+ away. Legit, no splash. Simple walk back, and then walk in later when the pressure drops.


Tmi?

I can go on for hours.

 

[V4NT0M]

Weirdos.

 

[Judgeneo]

We need a weeing contest.

 

[Edrof]

The problem with sitting down to urinate is that you have to tuck in the little fella to stop it brushing the inside of the toilet bowl.

 

[kindai]

Stand and deliver.

Now all I can think about is Whiskey in the Jar

 

[Efour]

Jarate!

 

[mmj_uk]

The only problem with urinating standing up is that rare occasion when it's dark and your foreskin causes your urine to shoot out at a 45 degree angle.

A man urinating sitting down is just wrong though.

 

[Jeps]

The problem with sitting down to urinate is that you have to tuck in the little fella to stop it brushing the inside of the toilet bowl.

That has to be one of the worst feelings in the world when that happens

 

[randomshenans]

The problem with sitting down to urinate is that you have to tuck in the little fella to stop it brushing the inside of the toilet bowl.

I hate that. Especially in public/ not my home toilet.


"ARGGGH ******* TO RIM CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE"

 

[Mr Badger]

What about ladies who stand?

 

[Storm3y]

Never heard so much rubbish. Fellas sitting down for a wee wee?

 

[TheBDog]

That goes against everything I stand for.

That first post

 

[anything I don't mind]

Great thread..

I only pee sitting down in the morning as i am half a asleep and don't know whats going to happen down there that early in the morning.

Ill try and avoid public urinals if its busy as i get that shy bladder sometimes and end up looking like a weirdo just waiting for something to happen while im being judged... too much pressure.

 

[Redgie]

This is like that whole thing of "Do you wipe standing up or sitting down", one might not seem orthodox to someone who does the other, but it's not exactly abnormal!

 

[anything I don't mind]

Is it even possible to wipe standing up? as when you stand up the dark matter will smear between the but cheeks and make more of a mess.

 

[AmyS]

My (female) friend prides herself on her ability to pee standing up...

 

[Redgie]

Is it even possible to wipe standing up? as when you stand up the dark matter will smear between the but cheeks and make more of a mess.

It is indeed possible, and somewhat easier thanks to increased maneuverability

My (female) friend prides herself on her ability to pee standing up...

Wouldn't like to see her bathroom floor.

 

[AmyS]

Wouldn't like to see her bathroom floor.

Ha, no I mean she can pee like a bloke, as in fire, aim, and hit the target..

 

[snips86x]

Pause it? Once you're flowing it's impossible to stop!

That's not true and you need to get help for your pelvic floor muscle. It's very much possible.

Has anyone thought of why standing up is an issue? It causes you to splash meaning you smell like ****. Sitting is cleaner!

 

[Redgie]

Ha, no I mean she can pee like a bloke, as in fire, aim, and hit the target..

Have you ever looked down in a public bathroom ? Once walked through one and the floor was so sticky that as I lifted my foot up, my shoe stayed where it was. Lovely stuff.

P.S. For the record, you should really aim before firing