Urinating Standing Up

I suffer from Legg–Calvé–Perthes syndrome, and so I tend to sit as it's much more comfortable. My legs differ in length, which affects my balance somewhat.
 
I sit 90% of the time- so much more relaxing than standing. However, this is because I had several bars through my nob in my teens- it's risky to stand when there's a 50/50 chance of four way spray.
 
Most of my wee's are posh wee's.
I have to get up between 6 to 10 times a night and while I'm half asleep there's no way I'm standing up trying to pee in a toilet in the dark.
 
Post sex weeing standing up is pretty much as accurate and predictable as giving a hosepipe to a kid with ADHD due to the foreskin + man juice + the hole interaction. Thats about the only time I sit down and the reduced manliness is offset by the fact you just 'pasty smashed' as we call it around here.
 
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randomshenans said:
Or a warm bog seat that's JUST had someone else's arse on it?!
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Back in the day one got the Juniors to pre-warm the (frost covered, in the out house) bog seats for the Seniors to sit on in the morning! (But God help them if they dared to "Use" them!)

In any case, How does the OP's associate pee when he is out for a walk in the woods!??

(Having said that, while I am perfectly happy peeing against a tree, fence post etc I cant say that I would not be particularly comfortable peeing in the middle of an empty field :confused: (Peeing off the edge of a cliff onto grockles however....!:D ))
 
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almoststew1990 said:
Post sex weeing standing up is pretty much as accurate and predictable as giving a hosepipe to a kid with ADHD due to the foreskin + man juice + the hole interaction. Thats about the only time I sit down and the reduced manliness is offse5 by the fact you just 'pasty smashed' as we xall it around here.
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It's all amount the lunge position with forearm lean against wall point downwards technique.
 
There is only one time to sit down to number 1, which is when there is a number 2, as number 2 takes priority.
Even when drunk, I don't think I have ever sat down for a wizz.

Sounds like the person described by the OP is a closet transsexual.
 
IronWarrior said:
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Sometimes it's better to sit down.
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HAHAHA this has got me in tears
 
Hitman_Leon said:
Sit down on boat, train, coach, aircraft after-all who wants to walk out of the toilet adorned with urine if there happens to be a bump or turbulence.
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I never use train toilets. I once dropped my wallet down the toilet just after I flushed it. Luckly there was a cleaning lady on the train and I managed to get some rubber gloves to fish it out.

Dumped the wallet, took the cash and cards which luckly was still dry.
 
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