I've got Man flue

I feel better now - must be laughing my socks off.

Must go squeeze Brandy bottle.

Good old Mattyg - you have suffered it as well - thanks for the backup.

Dave


I've had both.

I can cope with Manflu...Just

Real Flu. No never ever ever want that again. I actually said out loud "if this is the end get it over with"
We called the Dr out at 23:30 on day 3
He checked a few things and said "its Influenza" I said "sorry that didn't sound like you said anything like Meningitis"
Thats how bad i thought it was.
I now know why people die when they have the Real Flu




But yeah Manflu still nasty:D
 
Copious Vitamin C and Berocca. Get it down you.

You have my sympathy.

As others have said though legit Flu is some seriously nasty, ebola like ****. Ive had it once in my life, and would never want to go through that again.
 
Be careful with that! I thought I had manflu before Christmas, seems it was something slightly more serious that nearly killed me! ;)
 
If BIG PHARMA would stop putting fluoride in our water AGAINST OUR WISHES then influenza would disappear and we wouldn't have to take all these drugs the government use to KEEP US IN CHECK.
 
[FnG]magnolia;26227548 said:
If BIG PHARMA would stop putting fluoride in our water AGAINST OUR WISHES then influenza would disappear and we wouldn't have to take all these drugs the government use to KEEP US IN CHECK.

dammit, the caplocks supplement is running out in NZ, with you going to be in the home a lot more now, we're going to need to update the patterns for your local reservoir.
 
Wish people would stop saying flu floors you. As with anything it can effect everyone to a different degree. Sitting in a chair is not beyond the realms of possibility when you have the flu. The difference between a cold and the flu is pretty evident.

Flu is horrible, but I felt better watching tv at my desk in a chair and upright than lying down in bed with nothing to do but focus on aches and pains. Cough less and feel better upright than lying down as well.

Got it 3, maybe 4 weeks ago, felt fine in the morning, mid afternoon my throat was painful and I felt odd, went to sleep for 6 hours, woke up feeling god awful. Aching everywhere, throat felt almost closed up and incredibly painful to swallow, stinking headache. I got up, drank a little, had a bit of milk and a couple codeine + ibuprofen pills and felt marginally better. I plonked myself down in my chair and barely moved for 3 days, bathroom and fridge for cold drinks was as much as I wanted to do, attempting to sleep when tired enough for that to overcome everything else.
Woke up four days later, fever gone, aches 90% gone, feeling 90% better but also woke up feeling utterly and completely drained of energy. Coughed badly for two weeks, with coughing frequently inducing migraines(which I get when not ill) and felt completely exhausted the entire time. It left me feeling wiped out for basically the entire month.

Cold = slight temp, cough, sore throat, bit of a headache(because I'm prone to them more than anything), no real energy loss, no real trouble sleeping, no real need to sit around all day feeling like I was dying.



To sum up

Well enough to fap, cold. Can't fap... flu.
 
Poor sod :(

On a more serious note buy some otravine ;)

This quality stuff for being bunged! Swear by it! Just dont use too much too often or you lose you sense of smell for ages.

Lost mine for about 4-6 months after overdoing it once on the otrivine, couldn't smell anything but it finally returned lol
 
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