Enterprising teens use clingfilm condoms

[McGray]

Crisp packets?

That is in no way true lol.

 

[arknor]

Crisp packets?

That is in no way true lol.

the guy might have like a 10inch girth so it's a nice snug fit

 

[Ingenious TROLL]

2. Have you ever had to use whatever is at hand to get the job done - food bag; banana skin; inflatable Turtles blimp, for example?

Oh oh! This will anger the turtle!

 

[McGray]

10inch tree trunk haphazardly wrapped in foil....

Poor ol' Doris.

 

[Usher]

Good grief, now I know why Gypsies use crystal balls so they can see themselves coming

 

[cheesyboy]

Well, I think it's admirable - kids have clearly taken on board the safe sex mantra.

FWIW, I would opt for, in order of preference;
1. An oddbins carrier bag
2. A giant party balloon (note "giant" )
3. A Yazoo milkshake bottle
4. a veruca sock
.
.
.
99. A peperami wideboy wrapper
100. Salt and vinegar Walkers (ouch)

 

[McGray]

Sod it, encase your flopper in concrete and dive off the top of the wardrobe.

 

[arknor]

Sod it, encase your flopper in concrete and dive off the top of the wardrobe.

do you crisp packet on first date?

 

[porushinobu]

do you crisp packet on first date?

nah it can be uncomfortble I would think, I believe a balloon would be better

 

[arknor]

are spray on plasters cheaper than condoms?

is this why ocuk started selling plastidip

Plastidip protects coated items against moisture, acids, abrasion, corrosion, and skidding/slipping, and provides a comfortable, controlled grip. Plasti Dip remains flexible and stretchy over time, and will not crack or become brittle in extreme weather conditions. It has been tested and proven in extreme temperatures.

Wood: Seals and protects from weathering, and prevents splitting.
Metal: Reduces vibration, deadens sound, and prevents corrosion.
Glass: Shatter proofs glass objects (available in clear).
Also... Plastics, Rubber, Fibreglass and concrete surfaces!

NOTE: Surfaces which are non-absorbent such as metals should be primed using specialist Plastidip Primers.

sounds ideal

 

[Usher]

I expect it gives cause for bragging, particularly if you use bin liners

 

[porushinobu]

are spray on plasters cheaper than condoms?

spray some neverwet on your schlong before hand

 

[jono_astra]

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[porushinobu]

Wow i haven't laughed so hard for ages!

what ever next a can of coke or a pop bottle! maybe Mr kipling may make "exceedingly good condoms"

pepperami wrapper !!!!

 

[Energize]

The situation is really not helped by morons like Amazon that won't sell condoms to under 16 for some mysterious reason. The prices of condoms are really ridiculous as well, hundreds of pounds a year!

 

[Mat]

Crisp packet...

 

[cheesyboy]

The situation is really not helped by morons like Amazon that won't sell condoms to under 16 for some mysterious reason. The prices of condoms are really ridiculous as well, hundreds of pounds a year!

Worst "I get it loads" post

 

[Diddums]

At least when the contraception failed and they're in the maternity ward, saying "the crinkle cut one" would make life much easier.

 

[Tute]

An alternative method is to pull your skin forward and ziptie it

*crosses legs*

 

[Hades]

Crisp packet...