Saw a wasp crawl inside my brickwork....

[Storm3y]

You should be able to see if there's a nest by watching the hole. You should see them flying in and out a lot. spray wasp killer or furniture polish in the hole and then block the hole up.

 

[d_brennen]

Fill the hole. That'll learn em.

Or they will burrow into the house and kill you in your sleep

 

[Malevolence]

Watch the hole for a while and if you see them entering and exiting quite regularly then you probably have a nest. If so you have two options available, firstly you could find a crashed alien ship from the 1940s and use it to fly to their Mothership and upload a virus or, secondly, you could pump CO2 through the hole and suffocate the evil little ******s.

I'll leave the decision with you.

 

[Edrof]

Buy some magic from Amazon - they have a sale on. Then, use the magic. Magic.

 

[Threepwood]

Déjà pu.

 

[^TANK^]

Get up to the hole in the brick work and negotiate with the offending bumble bee king.

I suggest you poke your penis through the hole dressed in one of these in order not to startle the hive.

 

[Craterloads]

Vote UKIP, they'll sort them pesky wasps out.

 

[Threepwood]

Needs wings. Or does flapping ones arms count?

 

[TheVoice]

Rather disappointed that nobody has yet taken the moral approach to this. Obviously before taking any physical action you should provide them with notice to evict and allow them a timely manner in which to vacate.

If they refuse to do so, send in the bailiffs.

 

[:(Rhodri:)]

You need to find out if you have a nest in there or not - you could try the wimpy method of watching to see if more of them come and go or the more manly method of covering your hand in jam and punching a hole in the vent before shoving your arm in the hole up to your shoulder and waving it around. If you're set upon by a horde of angry wasps, you probably have a nest in there.

 

[Gazanimal]

They'll be building a nest in the cavity.

Go get a dentist.

 

[Zenduri]

Rather disappointed that nobody has yet taken the moral approach to this. Obviously before taking any physical action you should provide them with notice to evict and allow them a timely manner in which to vacate.

If they refuse to do so, send in the bailiffs.

Dont you mean give them 2months notice which they ignore then they try to stay by citing the bad repair of the house as an excuse

 

[Draeger]

Don't be so hasty, could be a nice little earner:-

 

[spudbynight]

Poo through your air brick and own letterbox. Rub mustard on your own poo and show it to the neighbors, tell them the voices told you to .

This, I tried it before and it worked.

 

[konicky]

Déjà pu.

Do you mean this?!

http://www.temptationgifts.com/deja...let-fragrance.html?nosto=nosto-page-category1

Might cure the smell if nothing else!!

 

[Baron C]

I say, pick a neighbours kid tie him to a post near the wasp nest. Smear honey over his extremities. ( I hear Arcacia honey is good for skin).

Then, you stand there with a baseball bat and smack the wasps as they land.

Too much?

Ok, I suppose you could not use the kid, and possibly a family pet...

 

[No1newts]

Smear a bit of mustard around the brickwork as this will put them off. It has to be English Mustard as these may be french wasps.

No idea why but this really got me laughing.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

When in doubt...........

C4.

 

[Baron C]

The C4 guy...scares me.

 

[Nitefly]

Whatever you do don't fill in the hole!!!

Do you know what's worse than wasps? Ghost wasps.