Stupid kids names.

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Not implying the actual kids are stupid, but the parents maybe :confused::p

Just skimmed this article showing some of the more amusing children's names registered in the USA 2013.

lol at the Game of Thrones ones!

The Social Security Administration just released its 2013 list of baby names in the United States. And once again, Game of Thrones rules. There were 1135 Aryas, 241 Khaleesis and 67 Daeneryses born in 2013. And 15 Theons and five Robbs. But some new names also came on the scene.

For one thing, there were eight girls named Brienne last year — apparently thanks to the Game of Thrones character. There were 10 girls named Bellatrix as well.

According to Nameberry, the most popular new girl's names of 2013 include Vanellope — apparently inspired by Sarah Silverman's character in Wreck-It Ralph? There were 63 Vanellope's in 2013, up from zero in previous years. Other popular new girl's names are Pistol, Prim, Rarity (from My Little Pony?), Charlemagne and Rebelle.

Brand new boy's names included Rydder, Jceion, Hatch, Tuf, Lloyal, Xzaiden, Charger, Kyndle, Power, Warrior, Kaptain, Subaru, and Vice.

Other interesting stuff: There were 12,270 boys named Logan — but also 704 girls named Logan. Good work, Wolverine. And there were 20 girls named Nyx.

But there were only 17 girls named Katniss in 2013, which seems lower than previous years.

Brand new boy's names included Rydder, Jceion, Hatch, Tuf, Lloyal, Xzaiden, Charger, Kyndle, Power, Warrior, Kaptain, Subaru, and Vice.

Subaru ??? Isn't that a twenty somethings pre-midlife crisis rally car ?
These kids sound like they are all born to Jedi's or something :P

I've never really know anyone with a strange name, only a lass called Indy (lots of "bad dates" and "short round" jokes in my head) and that became pretty mundane after a week or 2.

Anyone admit to having a weird name or naming their kids in an arguably unique, special way ! :p
 
Traditional for my kid's name's but I'll never forget strolling through Barnsley with a "lady" screaming "SHAKIRRRRRAAAAAA" at her 3 y/o legging it down the street in a thick Yorkshire accent! :p
 
Can't wait to meet someone called Subaru

Know someone on FB who has a little girl called Princess Jones (actual legal name), that's about a stupid as I've ever encountered.
 
I went to school with someone called Ben Dover, and I work with a lovely chap called Richard Bone, who has the username BoneR. :p
 
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Everyone of them will be bullied relentlessly they better start lifting and quick. Were talking six packs in pre school here for some of those names. What's the odds warrior is a freckled albino and tops himself at the age of twelve on social media lol.
 
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