I thought I'd seen it all on Mumsnet...

mattyprice4004 · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:31

...until I found this.
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What the heck?
I think 'penis dunking bedside beaker' is the best sentence I've read in 2014.

DannyDrama · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:32

6*, would read again.

Theophany · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:33

Way behind the curve on this one.

And no, I don't have a beaker on my bedside.

McGray · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:34

Welcome to the internet.

HecFam · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:35

When you get a bit thirsty in the night, make sure you reach for the right glass. Anyway, for me it would have to be a large vase, or a bucket.

All these classic's as well. Fun for all the family. http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics

mattyprice4004 · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:35

I had a feeling this would have been discovered, it's a gem

antijoke · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:36

And the first pop-up...

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MikeTheNative · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:36

Risky click for work, but I might go for it.

Theophany · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:37

mattyprice4004 said:
I had a feeling this would have been discovered, it's a gem

Had an office straw poll a few months back to see if anybody had one. Either nobody does or nobody was willing to admit they did.

MikeTheNative · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:38

I'm pretty sure that there are no actually mums left on mumsnets and it's trolls just trying to troll each other.

AtreuS · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:38

I really dont understand what the need for cleaning is?

Unless youre mrs mouth is that unsanitary that a bit of her spit left on youre john thommas is unsettling then there is nothing to clean surely?

antijoke · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:39

Golden:

If I poke my tummy button quite hard, a little spot right up my fanny kind of goes...zing. Almost an itch and almost a pain, but not quite either.

source

ZING!

The Dread Pirate · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:41

Pretty sure this has been here before...

Energize · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:42

There was a thread on there the other day where someone was trying to scan a 4x6 print in the belief they could enlarge to to A4 just fine to avoid buying one, lol.

Atlas23 · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:45

anticonscience said:
Golden:

source

ZING!

Ah the 'ol nervous fanjo

V4NT0M · 3 Jun 2014 at 15:48

Ahhh the post coital dunk.

IMAGINE THE SCENE!

IMAGINE IT!

ikillbears · 3 Jun 2014 at 16:29

dammit, i missed it!

Theophany · 3 Jun 2014 at 16:33

MikeTheNative said:
I'm pretty sure that there are no actually mums left on mumsnets and it's trolls just trying to troll each other.

That would be glorious. Like a ****ing holding pen for the Internet's outcasts.

Cosimo · 3 Jun 2014 at 16:53

The Dread Pirate said:
Pretty sure this has been here before...

I'm experiencing déjà vu as well.

B@Th*nG · 3 Jun 2014 at 17:13

'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'

he he he

B@