Ever bought any crystals?

Sliver · 8 Jun 2014 at 01:09

A friend of mine once told me that dolphins couldn't fart. He's no longer my friend and I gave him his crystals back.

Redz · 8 Jun 2014 at 01:14

Rofflay said:
I feel as much amusement as i do anger at reading this. Infact im out!

/rage

You need the positive energies of crystals to cure that anger.

RetiredGreyFox · 8 Jun 2014 at 01:45

If the OP is a girl then we can let her off.
Has she read her fortune today?

adolf hamster · 8 Jun 2014 at 02:55

Dimple said:
If the OP is a girl then we can let her off.
Has she read her fortune today?

why should we? i'd like to think the denizens of gd are all modern minded enough to cut through the exterior gender of a person to get at the core of stupidity within. then mock them anyway, but with gender specific insults.

Pestilence · 8 Jun 2014 at 03:18

adolf hamster said:
why should we? i'd like to think the denizens of gd are all modern minded enough to cut through the exterior gender of a person to get at the core of stupidity within. then mock them anyway, but with gender specific insults.

Been in GD much?

Malevolence · 8 Jun 2014 at 05:00

MeatSack said:
Ever bought any crystals?

All the time. I shake 'em all over my chips and soak 'em with loads of vinegar. I also buy one called a 'Tateandlyleum', that sweet little beauty gets mixed in a solution of water with either tea or coffee and then ingested.

Cosimo · 8 Jun 2014 at 07:46

It seems that OP's crystals haven't protected him from a negative entity.

AndyCroft1982 · 8 Jun 2014 at 08:11

Guys watch out for the cheap chinese copies that are being sold on the bay. I bought one and it has caused me nothing but problems.

true story.....

MrMoonX · 8 Jun 2014 at 08:14

Reminds me of the episode of peep show with the crystal skulls

soundb0y · 8 Jun 2014 at 12:00

I have those blue crystals we made in science labs at school...does that count?

AndyCroft1982 · 8 Jun 2014 at 12:04

What about people who suffer from gout ? isn't that when the blood crystalises and causes agony ?

dowie · 8 Jun 2014 at 13:04

MrMoonX said:
Reminds me of the episode of peep show with the crystal skulls

Come on - all the other stuff... no. But how could you possibly make one of these without some kind of magic?

aardvark · 8 Jun 2014 at 14:17

dowie said:
Come on - all the other stuff... no. But how could you possibly make one of these without some kind of magic?

probably some kind of carving device and polish.

or magic.

AndyCroft1982 · 8 Jun 2014 at 14:20

dowie said:
Come on - all the other stuff... no. But how could you possibly make one of these without some kind of magic?

Last time i went to Rome i saw a man carve a fish out of a carrott so anything is possible if you want it enough

Jokester · 8 Jun 2014 at 14:22

It's either magic or aliens, one of the two or maybe both. It always is isn't it?

Theophany · 8 Jun 2014 at 14:51

dowie said:
Come on - all the other stuff... no. But how could you possibly make one of these without some kind of magic?

Efour · 8 Jun 2014 at 15:05

Indiana Jones solved this in the last crap movie.

SlyReaper · 8 Jun 2014 at 15:35

Do you know what they call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Atlas23 · 8 Jun 2014 at 15:58

checjb said:
A crystal vibrator wouldn't work because the vibrational qualities of the crystal would cancel out the mechanical vibrations of the motor, obviously. My wife (gotta love how her mind works) just commented that perhaps that is the reason for glass *****s, though.

Gogl said:
Butt of course!

What if glass *****s are actually crystal vibrators, we just think they're glass *****s because of the vibrations acting upon one another?

That has to be some sort of default swear filtering, you're not seriously saying someone added that to the library of naughty words. Boobs, tee-hee.

WHAT WORD ARE YOU SAYING?

Oh wait you can't say it

Can you spell it differently?

Theophany · 8 Jun 2014 at 16:01

Atlas23 said:
Can you spell it differently?

'Atlas23'