I am meeting a girl this evening

[Atlas23]

Poor guy - for all you know he was asking a genuine question and you've trolled the **** out of him!!!

We learned our lesson in his last thread. Anyway, it's not like someone is holding a gun to his head telling him to kiss her.

 

[Uncle Petey]

Poor guy - for all you know he was asking a genuine question and you've trolled the **** out of him!!!

There's a question?

 

[Judgeneo]

Its about the 4th time in 10 days that I have seen her

I'm meeting her in the pub at 6pm

Im worried that I might go to dinner with her and then I will have to kiss her

I am not sure if Im interested in her but as I see her quite a lot anyway she might get really angry at me, and if I do kiss her she will probably tell everyone if I do it bad and my social life will be ruined either way

Stay at the pub a little longer and having some Guinness, this should fill you both up enough to avoid dinner.
With your main concern about having to take her out to dinner avoided, you are free to relax with alcohol and feminine company, and eventually kiss her as planned.

 

[Cosimo]

Don't work Mr P, this could be you....

Go for it....

 

[Sliver]

...my social life will be ruined either way

I think your social life was ruined as soon as you made this thread. Just don't take it out on society with a mass shooting.

 

[Jic89]

Ive had a brief scan through the other thread (Great read) and OP do you not bat for the other team? Serious question.

 

[arknor]

in all seriousness go steady on the drinks this time op! and don't worry about sex it comes naturally just follow her lead

btw kissing drunk people sucks if they have dry mouths

 

[cheesyboy]

Its about the 4th time in 10 days that I have seen her

I'm meeting her in the pub at 6pm

Im worried that I might go to dinner with her and then I will have to kiss her

I am not sure if Im interested in her but as I see her quite a lot anyway she might get really angry at me, and if I do kiss her she will probably tell everyone if I do it bad and my social life will be ruined either way

Be reassured that she must enjoy spending time with you, since she is happy to keep meeting up. Try to relax and accept that, regardless of your anxiety, you must actually be a pretty nice bloke.

Since she likes you, and probably understands some of the difficulty you have socially, she will not be concerned about the quality of your kissing. Nor will she get angry with you. Try to enjoy it.

And don't drink too much. It's not helpful on dates.

 

[MooMoo444]

o_o

 

[Sunbed]

I'm actually surprised we don't see more threads like this, with it being a computer forum.

 

[arknor]

I'm actually surprised we don't see more threads like this, with it being a computer forum.

he's one of the lucky few that can manage to get a date out of all of us sad geeks

 

[Dis86]

Brush your teeth.

 

[LOAM]

Which pub? We will all be along to support you!

 

[bloodiedathame]

Make sure you bleach your anus.

 

[TheBDog]

Make sure you bleach your anus.

 

[Arsonist]

You're worried about kissing her? Just because you 'might not like her'? You're gonna have real issues when it comes to filling pastys with meat and 2 veg!

Tragic post is tragic...

 

[Atlas23]

Impromptu OCUK meet? We can all have a go

You're worried about kissing her? Just because you 'might not like her'? You're gonna have real issues when it comes to filling pastys with meat and 2 veg!

Tragic post is tragic...

Gotta get the veg in as well, otherwise it doesn't count

 

[ChocolateStarfishRammer]

Either way, the best thing you can do is touch the back of her throat with your tongue.

Even if in doubt on just a simple peck on the cheek, get the tongue out and shove it in as far as possible.

Just be aware she may get shy due to the condensation in her pants.

 

[Arsonist]

Gotta get the veg in as well, otherwise it doesn't count

I generally go for massive birds, so there's normally plenty of room!

 

[MooMoo444]

I generally go for massive birds, so there's normally plenty of room!

Penguins and Flamingos, ey?