Staying in sucks

[Guest2]

This is the first Saturday for some time I have not been on the lash, be it festival, stag do, wedding, gig or other event.

Parents have been up for lunch which was really nice and had a couple of beers but now I'm back in the flat and want to go out (damn you 2 pints of Peroni and a coffee)

Not helping there is a big festival right behind where I live (Made in Leeds on the old Tetley brewery site) and another heavy metal festival at Leeds uni (Ghostfest) Friends at each event are texting me but im trying to contain myself

What do you do / recommend to keep me entertained inside? Watched a bit of Glasto and the Brazil Chile match should hold me off for a bit hopefully

 

[Theophany]

Masturbate?

 

[MikeTheNative]

Is this a well disguised brag about how good your social life is?

 

[chief barker]

Watch the footy?

There's a world cup on you know....unless you're a slug?

 

[Cosimo]

I would read, play some music or watch a movie or two but you can open up a couple of bottles of wine and play strip solitaire.

 

[Guest2]

Is this a well disguised brag about how good your social life is?

no. yep, watching footy has held me off

 

[UTmaniac]

Settle down with a cup of tea and look forward to Catchphrase and You've Been Framed.

 

[arknor]

go out and get mortal if you're any good at it then you won't even have to do a theophany at the end of the night

Masturbate?

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Cool beans.

 

[Chesney420]

Masturbate?

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

Well after the last 48 hours we have had. We are looking forward to a night in watching rubbish films and eating steak.

 

[Lima]

If you have friends texting you, why don't you go out? You seem to be complaining about not being out, yet friends are inviting you out? Failing that, watch World Cup, watch a few films, masterbate.....it's not that hard.

Strange thread.

 

[MikeTheNative]

If you have friends texting you, why don't you go out? You seem to be complaining about not being out, yet friends are inviting you out? Failing that, watch World Cup, watch a few films, masterbate.....it's not that hard.

Strange thread.

He's just bragging, called it earlier.

 

[Arsonist]

masterbate.....it's not that hard.

I THINK YOU WILL FIND IT HAS TO BE!!! BOOM!

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[arknor]

He's just bragging, called it earlier.

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Prostitutes

Pro's, Hookers, Tail, Brass whatever you want to call them. Would you? Maybe a simple yes / no vote to keep it anonymous

The reason I ask is I have just got back from a stag do in Hamburg and whilst I am single and there were many legal, beautiful and cheap women I did not get one. They are not really my thing, slightly intimidating and very seedy IMO.

I did go to a few strip clubs and had a private dance but that's different to actually getting a hooker

Hamburg was great place and highly recommend it for a stag do location, even over Amsterdam

Clearly bragging about losing his virginity

 

[Theophany]

go out and get mortal if you're any good at it then you won't even have to do a theophany at the end of the night

I'm taken I'm afraid.

Unless old fashioneds don't count?

 

[Sliver]

How about an asphyxia fap ? It's like a normal fap but with DANGER !

 

[MikeTheNative]

How about an asphyxia fap ? It's like a normal fap but with DANGER !

One of the more dignified ways to go.

 

[Theophany]

How about an asphyxia fap ? It's like a normal fap but with DANGER !

Didn't you read the OP? He's staying in alone.

Only David Carradine an idiot has a danger tug without using the buddy system!

 

[arknor]

I'm taken I'm afraid.

Unless old fashioneds don't count?

sorry m8 only just saw your facebook status update