Poo through letter box

He was reportedly wearing flip flops, which makes it worse or something...

Theo, you do have some very strange ideas about me. Perhaps you've mistaken me for LtMatt?
 
"Metro how dare you write such complete lies! The man in question had a physical disability resulting in a genuine accident. He did not pull his shorts down, this was not a protest. The poor man was mortified and you DARE to use his misfortune and indignity for your gain! Quality media reporting at its finest as usual! I'm disgusted."

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What I want to know is how the hell did he manage this? I mean, when I do my business I need the door closed and a good read on the iPad before things start moving.
 
Turambar said:
"Metro how dare you write such complete lies! The man in question had a physical disability resulting in a genuine accident. He did not pull his shorts down, this was not a protest. The poor man was mortified and you DARE to use his misfortune and indignity for your gain! Quality media reporting at its finest as usual! I'm disgusted."

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My god if that is true.
 
Rilot said:
What I want to know is how the hell did he manage this? I mean, when I do my business I need the door closed and a good read on the iPad before things start moving.
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Glad I'm not the only one.

Assuming that by 'a good read on the iPad' you mean 'a thorough watch of some weird Jap scat grumble flick.'
 
You guys need more fibre in your diet. Given the right motivation, you too could make the headlines.

Anyway, I demand cctv footage of the aforementioned scuttling. Surely in this day and age, someone would've started filming it on their phone as soon as they noticed.
 
"Shocked customer Gareth McCarthy said the man, believed to be in his 40s, was wearing flip-flops."

Only a man in flip-flops could do such a thing.
 
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