Poll: Dogs are better than cats.

Dogs are better than cats.

  • No they are not.

    Votes: 98 20.0%
  • No they are not.

    Votes: 85 17.4%
  • Meow!

    Votes: 71 14.5%
  • WooooOOF

    Votes: 235 48.1%

  • Total voters
    489
Subjectively and objectively correct.

Cats can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table" ... they *muck about*.

Imagine ... the fear ... when you go to sleep with a cat on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"

You can't run a ship like that.
 
[FnG]magnolia;26749544 said:
Subjectively and objectively correct.

Cats can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they're trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at "The Captain's Table" ... they *muck about*.

Imagine ... the fear ... when you go to sleep with a cat on board and think "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"

You can't run a ship like that.
Do you wake up at 8:12 am and instantly enter magnolia mode? Jesus.
 
Crikey, I think Youtube REALLY wants me to watch this video again :eek:


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Objectively my dogs are better than cats because they killed one. They were much better than it sadly.

That's rough. My dog was brought up with kids thankfully so she just tries and bops them on the head but if not she is capable of killing them being a GSD. Did the cat venture into your garden?
 
That's rough. My dog was brought up with kids thankfully so she just tries and bops them on the head but if not she is capable of killing them being a GSD. Did the cat venture into your garden?

Yeah, it was smugging them up sat on our barbecue. It was an horrific experience to be honest as it was a neighbours, but to be fair to the dogs the cat was taunting them on their turf. (to be fair to the cat I don't think they needed a reason)
 
Got two cats. They kill the odd spider or moth, but that's about it.
Love them to bits.

I love dogs too- but can't have one as there's nobody home most of the day.

Both cats and dogs have their respective pluses and minuses- eye of the beholder and all that...
 
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