Man refused entry to a falconry display, because he had no children with him.

[doodah]

His couch isn't the same colour throughout, dead give away. He probably smells like hammers, another sign of recent unsolicited exposure to young children/birds of prey.

 

[Mynight]

Just thought.. if two paedophiles turn up and say they are a couple, then they'd have to be let it right?

O no you found the flaw in the otherwise solid plan .

 

[cheesyboy]

Just thought.. if two paedophiles turn up and say they are a couple, then they'd have to be let it right?

All paedos have to be accompanied by children. That's the actual rule. A couple of paedos wouldn't be allowed in unless they got hold of a child to come with them.

 

[disco_hospital]

Ever heard the phrase "prevention is better than cure"?

Why wait until they become adults, they might already be paedophiles by then! All humans should be killed at birth, it's the only way to be sure.

Why wait 'til birth!? Kill all pregnant women (and pregnant men - cannot be sexist this is 2014 after all).

 

[Mr Badger]

Radio interview with response:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29988455

 

[Haggisman]

Why wait 'til birth!? Kill all pregnant women (and pregnant men - cannot be sexist this is 2014 after all).

Actually, following the previous logic of prevention being better than cure, we should kill all women (and men) before they get pregnant!

Radio interview with response:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29988455

"Mr Richards could have attended if he had pre-booked."

Well that's a bit more reasonable then. I didn't realise they had a policy of "Paedophiles admitted by appointment only."

 

[Mynight]

Surely they're opening themselves up to liability by pre booking paedofile visits? .

 

[MooMoo444]

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He doesn't appear to have a raincoat or be carrying any sweets...[/QUOTE]

Definite pedo. He's got the eyes.

 

[Haggisman]

Definite pedo. He's got eyes.

Fixed.

 

[FortuitousFluke]

"I was just minding my own business, watching the display and rubbing my crotch, when I was accosted by security! I will be posting about this outrage on Paedoadvisor!"

 

[ethan]

That jumper is a dead giveaway

Primark must be for pedophiles then

 

[Tomsk]

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He doesn't appear to have a raincoat or be carrying any sweets...

Jean-Luc Picard!

 

[Janesy B]

Stupidity.

 

[Muz333]

Definite pedo. He's got the eyes.

What? He has the same eyes as I d...nevermind...move along.

 

[jas72]

Just thought.. if two paedophiles turn up and say they are a couple, then they'd have to be let it right?

Or a falconry enthusiast might take up paedophileing just to get into see the falcons.

 

[Clav]

I don't get how some businesses can be crucified and sued for refusing service to certain people because it is discriminatory but other businesses can do exactly that for no realistic reason??

 

[Mynight]

I don't get how some businesses can be crucified and sued for refusing service to certain people because it is discriminatory but other businesses can do exactly that for no realistic reason??

Paedofiles aren't covered in the equality act .

I get what you mean though.

 

[FortuitousFluke]

What? He has the same eyes as I d...nevermind...move along.

Hmmm, if you don't mind me asking, do your catalogues fall open at a specific page? I'm just curious, if you could direct your response to my right breast pocket I'd appreciate it.

 

[arc@css]

Fueling an already mad world.

"The society in which we live has sadly forced us to implement necessary and stringent child protection policies".

 

[Cosimo]

Definite pedo. He's got the eyes.

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