You left out the drugs and sex.
Sex after a couple of days in a tent (particularly during the scorching years), without showers, is not all its cracked up to be.
I've been regularly going for far too many years, taking me from being a young crusty juggler, up to now as a middle aged professional.
The reasons for going haven't changed, spending time without any pressures of the outside world, chilling out with friends, meeting new ones, wandering around finding new and interesting bands, comedy, circus, drama, food, and drink.
My wife used to try and force an itinerary of bands she must see, but I found that approach hideous and constricting. Its much better to just wander and join in with any thing interesting, thats the way you find fun interesting and unique experiences that half the 'bucket list' type wedged in at the main stages miss. If someone wants to spend their time watching The Stones eating overpriced buggers they can, but I think they'd be missing most of the festival.
If you want more input from slightly fanatical regulars then take a look at efestivals.co.uk. There is one hell of a community there that can give great advise on how to get the best out of any festival. However most of them have lousy tastes in music.
