What if you don't live near any hills?
Will somebody think of the poor Dutch!

Sod the Dutch, what about me in Norfolk!![]()
Whats it like on knocklayde this time of year, ill dust off the shotgun and get my survival kit ready.gather up your supplies folks and head for the hills......they're coming.........

I have several bayonets and two cans of baked beans. I'm ready for the collapse of civilisation.

has to be a nuke