I found two decapitated bird heads in my garden...

[MaxP779]

Wtf does this mean? Has someone declared war?

It looks like they were in a farmfoods bag but the bag wasent tied shut and it got thrown into my back garden. Not good.

 

[Efour]

Cats with thumbs

 

[twist3d0n3]

free dinner right there

 

[Werewolf]

probably someone found them in their garden and lobbed them over the fence or something in a bag to get rid of them (I found a collar dove with it's head/neck ripped off in our garden a few weeks back).

Unless they were pheasants, in which case you've probably got a bad case of the poachers.

 

[Jegethy]

What does it mean?

Means you're having stew for dinner.

 

[joey1211]

Dinner and free bag worth 5p? Result.

 

[malfunkshun]

Probably neighbours just sticking their beaks in.

 

[doofer]

It's a Voodoo curse. You're going to die.

 

[EGuitarStar]

I do Voodoo and it means that someone has summoned a demon to make love to you.

 

[StoutMeister]

Sparrowhawks decapitate their prey, so maybe.. your neighbour is a Satanist.

 

[Kelt]

It's a warning from Zozo, it's coming after you!

 

[4T5]

It's a Gypsy warning - You gonna let me Tarmac your drive now or what ???

 

[SkodaMart]

Cats with thumbs

ISIL cats with thumbs.

 

[hyperseven]

cat mafia?

 

[Jingo...]

Probably neighbours just sticking their beaks in.

What a birden...



*gets coat*

 

[Housey]

Topless T i t s

 

[Edrof]

It's a warning from Zozo, it's coming after you!

I was just about to ask if the OP has been a'foolin' with ouija boards!

 

[robfosters]

Better than what you usually find in farm foods bags.

 

[dacads]

Headless chickens? That's your Sunday roast sorted

 

[cheesyboy]

My mate once found an upturned chicken buried in his greenhouse. Just its feet sticking out, as if someone had planted a chicken body and the legs had sprouted.