So I bought a Henry Vacuum from Amazon

Haggisman · 8 Jan 2015 at 23:17

Diddums said:
We need a thread where people can post images of items they purchase.

You heard it here first folks!

We did indeed. In post 15.

Diddums · 8 Jan 2015 at 23:18

Ah ****

BananaDunka · 8 Jan 2015 at 23:21

Keep an eye on him, I have evidence proving that he often sniffs the white stuff :eek:

Diddums · 8 Jan 2015 at 23:23

Just like in post #9 then.

Yeah, I'm not going down solo dammit

BananaDunka · 8 Jan 2015 at 23:25

Nobody saw nothing!

The Funktopus · 9 Jan 2015 at 00:42

mrk said:
Nobody saw nothing!

We have business! :mad:

Fiddling Bens and so forth!

TheVoice · 9 Jan 2015 at 00:47

They're £80 in Asda at the moment anyway.

Pawnless Endgame · 9 Jan 2015 at 02:18

OP, just make sure you're not cheating on anyone

abui1806 · 9 Jan 2015 at 02:57

Pawnless Endgame said:
OP, just make sure you're not cheating on anyone

I am happy with my current 3,5 year long distance relationship

Dj_Jestar · 9 Jan 2015 at 03:01

In my teens when I worked for Currys, I was filling out the returns data and someone returned a broken vacuum cleaner. The details were very sparse from the returns desk, so I had to get imaginative. I put "She doesn't suck like she used to." in the problem description. About a week later I was suspended, disciplined, and given a warning. Fun times.

Rofflay · 9 Jan 2015 at 03:40

mrk said:
Keep an eye on him, I have evidence proving that he often sniffs the white stuff

I can sleep easy now i have had my fill of humor.

On topic though Henry is great, Love mine 1200w of pure suckion up through the brush attachment which is the best. Forget carpets, I can literally have a floor spotless if it is a hard surface with the brush in no time.

Can do the whole house top to bottom in under 45 mins no problems and you would not find a single hair or spec of dust after it. Honestly, I could not live without my Henry.

Akagi · 9 Jan 2015 at 04:51

Dj_Jestar said:
In my teens when I worked for Currys, I was filling out the returns data and someone returned a broken vacuum cleaner. The details were very sparse from the returns desk, so I had to get imaginative. I put "She doesn't suck like she used to." in the problem description. About a week later I was suspended, disciplined, and given a warning. Fun times.

well that seems like a MASSIVE overreaction...

crinkleshoes · 9 Jan 2015 at 05:07

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18642636

esoteric · 9 Jan 2015 at 07:00

Dj_Jestar said:
In my teens when I worked for Currys, I was filling out the returns data and someone returned a broken vacuum cleaner. The details were very sparse from the returns desk, so I had to get imaginative. I put "She doesn't suck like she used to." in the problem description. About a week later I was suspended, disciplined, and given a warning. Fun times.

I would have suspended you too, Henry is clearly male. Such an error cannot be overlooked.

Nismo · 9 Jan 2015 at 07:06

I find Henry's are good for cleaning up building or decorating mess, but pretty crap for general household cleaning.

My Dyson is certainly more powerful and cleans better on carpets anyway, Henry just sits in the airing cupboard :foreveralone:

Maybe I'll get him a Hetty so they can suck each other :eek:

Tunney · 9 Jan 2015 at 07:53

Hovis or we don't believe that's your photo.

Lord-Jaffa · 9 Jan 2015 at 08:17

Can often buy these in homebase/B&Q for 65-70.

snips86x · 9 Jan 2015 at 08:24

mrk said:
Keep an eye on him, I have evidence proving that he often sniffs the white stuff

That is truly amazing!! Sat here at work, (working

) and laughing so hard at this, great find

Mittens · 9 Jan 2015 at 08:40

we need disney to make a henry film now.

jason statham for the voice of henry !

The_Abyss · 9 Jan 2015 at 08:41

Scuzi said:
Apparently Henry vacuums are used to perform illegal abortions. To keep infection risk to a minimum they use a new Henry for each abortion, chuck the bag and wipe down the inside. They don't use the supplied hoses so they are generally still in the plastic when they sell them on.

So someone who performs illegal abortions is prepared to trade in used Henry hoovers to minimise infection risk to their patients? Seems rather unlikely...