How do I join Anonymous?

haaammit · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:32

I fancy getting on board all this haxors of websitze with the Anonymous crew, but how the hell do you find them?

It's like they're ghosts, invisible even.

I'm so confused. How can I join in if I can't even find them?

Terrier_Jimlad · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:34

They find you ...

slinxy · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:34

wtf??? if you can't find them... how are you going to be any use to them?

Luke · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:35

Maybe you're already a member but you just don't know yet.

Uther · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:35

They find you PC McFungus Pants.

xdcx · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:35

Install Kali and join an IRC channel. You are now a leet hacker.

jsmoke · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:35

Wear a red poppy.

Tom0 · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:38

Send nasty emails to mega corps from 10 minute mail, that should get your XP up slowly.

cheesyboy · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:38

Leave breadcrumbs outside your windowsill: if they're gone by morning, you know you've got anonymouses in the area.

Then build a trap.

Kenai · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:38

Don't let anyone know who you are

Toadem · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:40

Barry McFungus Pants said:
I fancy getting on board all this haxors of websitze with the Anonymous crew, but how the hell do you find them?

It's like they're ghosts, invisible even.

I'm so confused. How can I join in if I can't even find them?

Congratulations you just passed the interview, now for the rules:

The first rule of anonymous is we do not talk about anonymous,

The second rule of anonymous is we do not talk about anonymous.

The third rule of anonymous is if you can find them can you let me know, I think I left my mouse there at last weeks LAN party, we were all pretty wasted by the time we left.

Toadem · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:41

Milkybk said:
This is so cringeworthy it's unreal. It pains me to use a phrase that sounds like something out of an American high school drama but seriously "get a life".

I am an online gamer, I have loads of lifes

Arsonist · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:44

Trust me your details. I have some contacts.

Malevolence · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:44

OP and his l33t haxx0rs.

Toadem · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:45

Arsonist said:
Trust me your details. I have some contacts.

Would they include his account number and sort code

mrk · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:46

I forwarded your request to the man known as 4chan, he will be along shortly.

slinxy · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:48

Arsonist said:
Trust me your details. I have some contacts.

What as in contact lenses? so he can see better and find Anonymous?

benjii · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:48

xdcx said:
Install Kali and join an IRC channel. You are now a leet hacker.

Pretty much this. All communication use to be done via a number of IRC networks, however, they got shut down after the lulsec fiasco and the FBI investigation.

Anonymous have their own IRC network though, I'm positive if you go in there and give them all your details and what not, nothing bad will happen and they will recruit you.

UTmaniac · 12 Jan 2015 at 22:51

The first step is admitting you are an alcoholic.