Just been over a friends for some darts, beer and rugby. On the way home by a lift 
a car pulls out on us and then is driving overly cautious... or so it seemed. We get to the next junction, he drives off and rails 3-4 parked cars down the side. Police time. Around another corner and takes out the street sign, lays it flat bending it on its legs under the vehicle.
At this point I'm like Robbie Coltrane on the blower giving directions. About half mile around streets and bends doubling back in places, its clear he knows we're following and he's trying to sneak away. Tucks down a side street but by that time it's too late, as we spin around to catch the street name hes turned into, the police are driving up, catching our eye and turning in for the pounce.
Had a call from the officer from the road side asking me "what damage did you see?" at that point I heard someone in the background.. "SOMEONE HAS HIT MY ******* CAR.." *silence* "Never mind sir we've found the damage. Thanks anyway." Made me lol.
Then another call from the in desk saying they arrested him and he could hardly walk let alone drive.
It's fun when life is like a movie for the rare few minutes now and then.
a car pulls out on us and then is driving overly cautious... or so it seemed. We get to the next junction, he drives off and rails 3-4 parked cars down the side. Police time. Around another corner and takes out the street sign, lays it flat bending it on its legs under the vehicle. At this point I'm like Robbie Coltrane on the blower giving directions. About half mile around streets and bends doubling back in places, its clear he knows we're following and he's trying to sneak away. Tucks down a side street but by that time it's too late, as we spin around to catch the street name hes turned into, the police are driving up, catching our eye and turning in for the pounce.
Had a call from the officer from the road side asking me "what damage did you see?" at that point I heard someone in the background.. "SOMEONE HAS HIT MY ******* CAR.." *silence* "Never mind sir we've found the damage. Thanks anyway." Made me lol.
Then another call from the in desk saying they arrested him and he could hardly walk let alone drive.
It's fun when life is like a movie for the rare few minutes now and then.
