Fifty Shades of Grey 999 call spike expected by London Fire Brigade

ElliorR said:
Women are hypocritical. They can freely have their porn but god forbid me viewing shaven ravers.
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Haha, yeah - I get no end of grief for watching Game of Thrones, due to the... "naughty" bits, but of course she wants to go and watch this, and can't understand why I'm a little irritated at the whole double standards of it!
 
A friend of mine once tied his girlfriend to the bed, nipped downstairs for a drink and noticed Top Gear was on TV, settled down to watch it and totally forgot about her!
She was not too happy and they weren't together much longer after that. :p
 
StriderX said:
What type of guy puts his nozzle into a toaster? :eek:
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You don't know the situation though. It might've been next door's toaster, dressed in a little red negligee, some sexy suspenders and a pair of Christian Louboutin heels.

Sexy toaster is sexy :p
 
I don't know if it made the news in the UK but there was a thing in the paper 3 days ago which was apparently a memo from B&Q Head Office to all of its stores reminding them that due to the launch of this film they should expect an uplift in rope and cable ties etc.

That's pretty great PR and almost certainly fake.

Has anyone read the books? The first one - the one in the OP - is astonishingly badly written. I think it's pretty common knowledge that the author wrote it as fanfic based on the Twilight books which themselves were just beautifully worthless pieces of non literature. The only redeeming thing I'm picking up from the movie reviews is that film seems to acknowledge how ridiculous and unintentionally funny some of the written stuff is.

Fun fact: the author re-wrote the film re-write pieces to regain the 'authenticity' of the books. Because, you know, fanfic writers have a better idea of what movie goers want than people who write movies do.

I know way too much about 50 Shades of Grey :/
 
[FnG]magnolia;27628309 said:
I don't know if it made the news in the UK but there was a thing in the paper 3 days ago which was apparently a memo from B&Q Head Office to all of its stores reminding them that due to the launch of this film they should expect an uplift in rope and cable ties etc.

That's pretty great PR and almost certainly fake.

Has anyone read the books? The first one - the one in the OP - is astonishingly badly written. I think it's pretty common knowledge that the author wrote it as fanfic based on the Twilight books which themselves were just beautifully worthless pieces of non literature. The only redeeming thing I'm picking up from the movie reviews is that film seems to acknowledge how ridiculous and unintentionally funny some of the written stuff is.

Fun fact: the author re-wrote the film re-write pieces to regain the 'authenticity' of the books. Because, you know, fanfic writers have a better idea of what movie goers want than people who write movies do.

I know way too much about 50 Shades of Grey :/
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More than Glorious Nippon?
 
Can just imagine it. The first rescue selfie with the fireman *ahem* firefighter keeking from the side giving thumbs up before they untie the sad victim with their arms above their head smiling.

 
All joking aside I'm expecting to hear about the first death caused by some over enthusiastic idiot tying someone up and accidently killing them, and attributing it to this film...
 
StriderX said:
All the money in the world wont resolve the fact that the "art" sucks
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I'm sure I'd manage.
 
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