Ok - maybe a 5yr old.
And to quote Harlan Ellison: "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."
Maybe I do come across to you as infantile. However, I've learned that a tone of recalcitrant sarcasm is an effective means of dealing with some of the absurdity that gets thrown my way. Many people have meretricious and vapid arguments and it's tiresome addressing them repeatedly, so I either ignore them or post like a 3 year old, in your opinion.