Taylor Evolution Swift 1 - Kim Kardashian 0

[[FnG]magnolia]

Hello confirmed arbiters of taste and other Overclockers UK forum users!

Startling news has surfaced recently - and from absolutely reputable sources like The Daily Mail and Fox News, which regurgitated the 'facts' like newborns do whole foods - that Taylor Swift has out-Evolutionised Kim Kardashian.

Screams the Daily Mail:

Move over Kim Kardashian - the ideal female body shape is leggy, tall and thin like Taylor Swift, not short and busty with a big bottom like the US reality TV star, claim scientists.

A major study involving almost 60,000 volunteers rating almost 1,000 variations of the female figure discovered tall and slender is more attractive than curvy and hourglass-shaped.

It is a result which contradicts the views of millions attracted over the decades to the more voluptuous pin ups from Marilyn Monroe to Page Three Girls.

The rag then followed up with a picture:

People with access to computers posted their brain-wrongs:

Now, Kimmy K may have recently broken the internet but has the T-Dog now broken evolution?

I'm no Biology major but surely this is good news, right? Or am I Klueless?

 

[Freakbro]

I can't say either picture is very flattering tbh, especially that Kardashian one....I must have missed the fuss over whatever picture she posted before, but if it's anything like that then no wonder it broke the internet

 

[grudas]

I don't really care and I personality think this is not news worthy.

 

[NexusK]

One needs to eat a hamburger and the other needs to stop inserting them surgically.

 

[Andy__C]

One needs to eat a hamburger and the other needs to stop inserting them surgically.

lol... pretty much this.


Never really understood the "booty" thing.

 

[Dis86]

Some people seem to spend a lot of time putting together pointless surveys.

 

[StriderX]

One needs to eat a hamburger and the other needs to stop inserting them surgically.

Pretty much all that needs to be said...so succinct

 

[rickjames]

SWIFTY

 

[Edrof]

A thread about those two awfuls and it will still be the best written this week. I don't know whether to be happy or sad.

 

[mcast]

While most of us are going to our 9-5 jobs, she's collecting millions for implanting silicone into her behind. Who is the one really laughing here?

 

[aayzof]

I bet Taylor swift is a filthy lil thang.

 

[Mr Jones]

I bet Taylor swift is a filthy lil thang.

To be honest, she sounds like a control freak.

Judging by her business working and her relationships ups and downs, I can only surmise she likes to be in control.

 

[Schlong&Stable]

I'd take Taylor any day of the week. Don't get my wrong, I can appreciate a girl with some curves as much as the next man. But my skin is several shades too light to have an obsession with oversized rears. Plus, Taylor actually has talent whereas Kim Kardashian does what exactly?

 

[Django x2]

That badunkadunk is horrible. If my mrs had an ass like that, I'd strap her to a tread mill for 4 years

 

[Cosimo]

One needs to eat a hamburger and the other needs to stop inserting them surgically.

 

[Hades]

That badunkadunk is horrible. If my mrs had an ass like that, I'd strap her to a tread mill for 4 years

Kinky!

 

[MooMoo444]

Taylor Swift is makeup/10

Agree on body shape tho

 

[Jono8]

Somewhere in between those two would be better.

 

[cheesyboy]

Personally, I like tall & skinny.

I don't follow the celeb scene, so don't really know why both of them are unpopular, but Swift is totally bangin'. In my professional opinion.
Do not feel any want for Kardashian. Not even a little bit.

 

[Maccapacca]

Somewhere in between those two would be better.

Meat in the sandwich?