Joey Essex can't be that thick shirley?

[Diddums]

I don't know what to think of this now. I mean, the guy's made some stupid comments in the past which lead people to think he's actually thicker than a plank, but is it actually possible for someone to be this stupid?

A few of his highlights:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32127044


Called the Lib Dems "Liberal Democats" and thought that Clegg was in fact Legg. Fair enough, if you don't watch telly or read papers, then it's possible to make that mistake, although I don't even want to know what kind of rock he must be living under.

Then I remembered a few of his other famous ones:

Doesnt' know that "hair drying" and "blow drying" are the same things:

Here's another famous one, he doesn't know how to blow his nose:

Here we go, "London is the country which borders Wales" apparently:

So GD, is it all an act? It must be, you can't tell me that after thousands of years of human evolution that we're still capable of producing this.



//Yes, I'm bored.

 

[GSXR Gaz Mc]

YES..... i work with a few like him

 

[dr_volki]

first time I heard about him was when me and the mrs watched the jump.
I still don't know what to think of him.

a) he is that thick
b) brilliant actor

 

[JoeF1]

He would be nothing without being this thick. I mean who wears ankle watches!

Very cleaver whoever thought of it. (Not the watch, Joey).

 

[Scania]

I find an irony in what you bemoan and your thread titles spelling

 

[Terminal_Boy]

I know a couple of people that have met him and it would appear that he really is thick as mince.

 

[Cosimo]

A star, really, never heard of it/him or whatever he is until now.

 

[Devrij]

I have wondered this in the past. It's this some clever ruse to make thick people feel smart, or is he actually retarded?

 

[McBain]

Genuine question, who is he?

 

[Diddums]

Genuine question, who is he?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=joey+essex

 

[McBain]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=joey+essex

Ah, some ***** reality star, i'm not surprised i'd never heard of him.

 

[DJMK4]

He looks like a first class idiot

 

[scorza]

He looks like a first class idiot

Who no doubt earns more than most here, so who are the real idiots?

 

[Diddums]

He looks like a first class idiot

He is. But, he's got more money than most of us here which is the puzzling bit. Hence the question: is he really that thick, or in fact very clever?

Either way, whatever he's doing, he's doing it well. Whether it's being an idiot or a genius.

If it's the former, we can only hope that he doesn't figure out how to use his winky and reproduce

 

[Derek W]

I don't know what to think of this now.

Seeing as its taken you 'this long' to draw a conclusion on a reality tv 'star' I think you're right up there with the person in question in terms of intelligence

 

[Diddums]

Seeing as its taken you 'this long' to draw a conclusion on a reality tv 'star' I think you're right up there with the person in question in terms of intelligence

Either that or I spend most of my time doing other things, and only wondered about this today out of sheer boredom.

 

[McBain]

Who no doubt earns more than most here, so who are the real idiots?

Money doesn't make you any less of an idiot.

Paris Hilton for example, has more money than Joey Essex could ever dream of, she's still a cretin.

 

[Clav]

He is thick but he does seem like a genuinely nice chap.

 

[Derek W]

Either that or I spend most of my time doing other things, and only wondered about this today out of sheer boredom.

Guess my levels of boredom wouldn't even reach thinking about pointless 'celebrities'

 

[MookJong]

There are people who seem to operate on a slither of the understanding the rest of us have. I have seen people like this quite happily hold down jobs, but ask them anything outside of their immediate world and it's like they were locked inside a cupboard until the age of 25.

Usually very friendly people though....