I kind of predicted it

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so i was looking out the window and see 2 kids with golf clubs hitting the ball to each other, i was thinking there going either hit someones car or windows or there gonna hit each other, 5 mins later he swings and the ball hits the lad on across from him on his ankle and runs in crying, life can be so cruel when your young, i remember using a fishing catapult on my friend that was hiding behind a lamppost, i hit him smack bang in his eye and he ran in crying, so yeah these kind of things kind of annoy me, it just takes seconds for a happy situation to turn in to upset and sorry and the day is ruined
 
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Wow, that's some prediction!
It is almost a show of prescience in the order of magnitude needed to make me believe in ghosts and thermal imaging cameras detecting them.
Almost!
 
Me and a friend were firing our home made bow an arrows at each other. He hit me in the ear and it stuck into it. An inch or so to the side and I would be blind in one eye now.

I still can't believe how stupid I was as a kid :(
 
Dickyb0b, you are an Oracle. Use your Psychotic Psychic powers wisely. Beware the denmons.
 
Me and a friend were firing our home made bow an arrows at each other. He hit me in the ear and it stuck into it. An inch or so to the side and I would be blind in one eye now.

I still can't believe how stupid I was as a kid :(

Me and my friends were slightly more stupid, we were firing air rifles at each other through the fences. Proper Darwin award right there....:eek:
 
I once predicted who won the FA Cup final, well i predicted 2-2 at full time in the 1990 final, and won some money from someone who wasn't sure what the full time score would be.
 
I love how you started typing and let your thoughts flow through the keyboard, unedited and uncensored. :D
 
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This one time at band camp a bear came and my friend was like lets run and I was like no lets stand our ground and the bear was like growl growl. And then we both like run and the bear was like wtf ? And we got away and I was like wow and my friend was like awesome. True story.
 
Kids know what's up. Parents tell them to go outside because the sun is out, but they injure themselves as quick as possible so they can go back inside and play video games.
 
Kids know what's up. Parents tell them to go outside because the sun is out, but they injure themselves as quick as possible so they can go back inside and play video games.

Not themselves. Each other.

I'd happily batter my brother for a few hours of GTA 1 back in the days :p
 
we used to play golf as teenagers.

since we all bought £5 golf clubs from a carboot sale at a local pub one time.


Nearest greenery was a graveyard lol.

they had one side of the graveyard separate from the main area and it had 0 graves though so was basically a field even if technically it was a graveyard.

caretaker still used to chase us off though :(
 
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