Poll: Is anyone here Hungarian ?

[[FnG]magnolia]

Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato?

A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

 

[mattyfez]

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn.

Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff!

But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

 

[mattyfez]

OP, you was Hungarian. But now it appears you are not.

*were

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

You win potato!

But soldier rape potato.

Oh.

 

[mattyfez]

Three Hungarian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Hungarian .
“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Hungarian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

 

[DJMK4]

No thx iv just eaten

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Corpse has worm. Extra protein! But worm has disease.

 

[Maccapacca]

Poll and Hungarian

The ukipers will be out in force.

 

[Cosimo]

Anyone ?

Why do you want to know?

 

[DJMK4]

He wants to cook everyone steak, hopefully

 

[Cosimo]

He wants to cook everyone steak, hopefully

No, he wants to hold a goulash party.

 

[bitslice]

Yeah, I'm starving.

I came here to say this

My life is pointless now.

 

[Yaayuh!]

OP, Why are you asking?

 

[SickAsAParrot]

I'm Hungary and I want a Turkey.

In Greece.

 

[haaammit]

Is there a punchline to this or anything?

 

[Yaayuh!]

Is there a punchline to this or anything?

I don't believe so, i think it's an "In b4 lock" thread.

 

[McBain]

Nope, no one.

 

[Edrof]

I like the way everyone's just ignoring Magnolia's Latvia jokes, like he's a swivel-eyed, spittle-flecked old uncle at Christmas.

 

[Freefaller]

No but I'm hungry.

 

[Windle]

Waffle