22 year old invents a way to instantly stop bleeding

[Jono]

should have called it Jelly Clots.

Win.

I wonder if it contains snake venom.

 

[Zogger]

"Many spectators were physically sickened by the sight.There were reports that eleven fans fainted, two more suffered heart attacks and three players vomited on the ice. Local television cameras covering the game cut away from the sight of Malarchuk bleeding after noticing what had happened, and Sabres announcers Ted Darling and Mike Robitaille were audibly shaken. At the production room of the national cable sports highlight show, a producer scrolled his tape back to show the event to two other producers, who both started screaming."

Well that's impressive.

This was in the 80s. If it happened now it would be trending on twitter with hashtag #hilariousaccidents within minutes and we'd all have a good jolly about it.

 

[new boy]

This is all lies spread by the west.

This was created by Kim Jong Un.

 

[Dempsey22]

should have called it Jelly Clots.

Take the rest of the week off work, you deserve it

 

[Stolly]

"Many spectators were physically sickened by the sight.There were reports that eleven fans fainted, two more suffered heart attacks and three players vomited on the ice. Local television cameras covering the game cut away from the sight of Malarchuk bleeding after noticing what had happened, and Sabres announcers Ted Darling and Mike Robitaille were audibly shaken. At the production room of the national cable sports highlight show, a producer scrolled his tape back to show the event to two other producers, who both started screaming."

Well that's impressive.

Why am i laughing at this paragraph...i think i might be a sociopath.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Sci Fi **** right there.

Sounds more like the Daily Express to me than sci-fi.

 

[Burnsy2023]

This isn't a particularly new invention. I heard of a similar product around a year or so ago.

 

[Derek W]

This isn't a particularly new invention. I heard of a similar product around a year or so ago.

I heard about the product 5yrs ago, from a 17yr old

 

[Raymond Lin]

Thought people uses Vaseline for this?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Some of you may remember Tomorrows World and all the amazing breakthroughs they had on there but getting them out to the public is another matter.

 

[DJMK4]

Finally. So many times iv cut myself especially shaving and nothing makes it stop

Tissue it the best thing but even that takes ages

 

[kernow34]

This is all lies spread by the west.

This was created by Kim Jong Un.

 

[garak112]

Finally. So many times iv cut myself especially shaving and nothing makes it stop

Tissue it the best thing but even that takes ages

Have you tried an alum block?

 

[Agent_Smith357]

Finally. So many times iv cut myself especially shaving and nothing makes it stop

Tissue it the best thing but even that takes ages

http://www.executive-shaving.co.uk/shavepedia.cfm/shave_id/241

 

[Derek W]

Some of you may remember Tomorrows World and all the amazing breakthroughs they had on there but getting them out to the public is another matter.

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Ed Byrne: 'Dear BBC, well its now 30 years down the line and I'm no closer to owning a robotic house-maid. Tomorrow's World? Tomorrow's horse **** more like!

 

[Participant]

Finally I can cut myself in safety!

 

[Xordium]

It has emergency type functions but cosmetically it will leave a poor result so the question is how easy is it to remove.

 

[itchy]

So its just a liquefied tea bag then!

 

[kwerk]

Is this better than quickclot then?

 

[Participant]

It has emergency type functions but cosmetically it will leave a poor result so the question is how easy is it to remove.

That's not 'THE' question though, is it.

You've already identified that its primary usage is for 'emergency type functions'. I doubt that the first thing someone things about when landmine shrapnel embeds itself into their femoral artery is 'how will this look after the plastic surgeon is finished'.