Yo Mamma so fat she got her own Postcode!

Skeeter · 3 Jul 2015 at 07:49

Cosimo said:
You mama so fat she had two postcodes.

Robosapien · 3 Jul 2015 at 08:18

Yo Mamma so fat all the stars in the observable universe are just atoms in one of her hair follicles.

wez130 · 3 Jul 2015 at 08:22

Frozennova said:
More annoying is entire villages that have a single postcode.

We have a single postcode for our village. It is a bit annoying.

boxman2000 · 3 Jul 2015 at 08:24

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

deuse · 3 Jul 2015 at 08:28

Yo momma so fat that she has a gravitational pull

mrk · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:07

I can confirm Op's thoughts, Op's mum does indeed have her own postcode.

Efour · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:19

Your mommas so fat she is not a shop

Haggisman · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:23

Cosimo said:
You mama so fat she had two postcodes.

Had.

Unfortunately shortly after you met her, she died of heart disease

Yo mamma so fat, she went to the gynaecologist and he had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

arknor · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:23

kinda on topic but kinda not...

Royal mail sent me a letter the other month telling me my address had changed.

instead of looking like

10a posh place
posh street
poshington upon tyne
po4 4sh

my new address is

10a posh place
poshington upon tyne
po4 4sh

left me baffled as to why they would drop the street name so I keep using the old way

Dabbles · 3 Jul 2015 at 10:29

I have my own postcode.

Zhokel · 3 Jul 2015 at 11:01

Yo mama so fat, she got baptised at sea world.

Sankari · 3 Jul 2015 at 11:02

Skeeter said:
I imagine so in sparsly populated places like Australia and parts of the US.

In Australia the postcode area is always large enough to accommodate more than one household. If you're living too deep in the outback your mail is delivered to the nearest town and you have to collect it from there.

russell664 · 3 Jul 2015 at 11:21

Yo momma so fat when she looks at a food menu all she says is 'yes please!'

The Dread Pirate · 3 Jul 2015 at 11:29

The girth of your matriarch is so vast the british empire at it's peak could barely contain her!

Jez · 3 Jul 2015 at 11:35

Not many houses on my postal code, <5 i think.

My area is far from rural compared with some, so i would imagine lots of properties will have their own

Jeps · 3 Jul 2015 at 11:40

Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her!

Greboth · 3 Jul 2015 at 11:55

I can't see it being that unusual, I live on a normal road and the postcode only cover 5 or 6 houses.

To quote robot chicken: Yo momma's so fat even Jabba the hut said daayummmm!

Ryan-3 · 3 Jul 2015 at 12:03

Your momma too fat, she can't be jailed or be made to get a job. Modern Britain eh!

The only jokes of this sort I like it from Cartman..

"Your momma so poor, when she was walking down the street with one shoe on, somebody stopped and asked her if she lost a shoe, but she said no i've just found one."

RyanF · 3 Jul 2015 at 12:30

I pretend I have my own post code but nobody else is playing along

gandhi · 3 Jul 2015 at 12:58

Yo mama so fat, when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the start of an EastEnders episode.