Would the police count this as an offensive weapon?

[Nitefly]

Depends how their quotas for the month are doing, surely?

 

[Greebo]

I find my 9 iron does well

 

[CHokKA]

What the hell man? That search on Amazon has brought up all sorts of weird suggested items. Like this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Location-Pu...sim_201_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=11F01KRQG9FD12XQ9KPG

And this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/TRIXES-Blac...sim_193_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=12EWQ7VPN42K8DNGAPYH

I particularly love that you can scroll down and see their usual "customers who purchased the knuckle dusters also bought the balaclava"!

 

[cainer]

Anyone invading my home has a bit more to worry about than torch bought on Amazon.

i had no probelms when i crept in last night to watch you sleep

 

[Boycey0211]

the reviews for the balaclava are pretty good too

 

[spoffle]

A keyboard?

Nah, a room where he takes them, turns the lights off and "has words" with them non violently to tell them how wrong he thinks their life choices are.

 

[Minstadave]

I like the spiked mace baseball bat torch:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00GLLJPQM/ref=pd_aw_sbs_201_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=0QXB8RG5E3X12VSRQ0P8

 

[Caged]

Nah, a room where he takes them, turns the lights off and "has words" with them non violently to tell them how wrong he thinks their life choices are.

 

[spoffle]

 

[balky12]

I have a 4D maglite. Does a job both as a torch and defensive item.

Hear a noise at night in your outhouse? Grab the torch, check it out, catch intruder, beat them with it, wait till police arrive.

Police didn't have a problem when this happened at mine.

In fact police are pretty chilled out with protecting your house/ family on your property in my experience. Had 4 attempted burglaries, caught them in the act all 4 times, caught 2 people...

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

6 D cell mag here.
Led converted, so bright and damn hefty, plus the batteries last forever!

 

[Redz]

Just have your butler give them a good thrashing.

 

[wildman]

you need one of these.

if the police ask questions, say yuou are on the way to a star trek convention. Just make sure you have got a starfleet uniform on though ........

 

[Raymond Lin]

A rolling pin works just as well?

 

[stopper]

Depends how their quotas for the month are doing, surely?

lol, so true.

 

[ethan]

I use this when taking the dog complete with attack end:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014...-LED-Flashlight-Torch-1X18650/1691693731.html

 

[Thekwango]

I use this when taking the dog complete with attack end:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014...-LED-Flashlight-Torch-1X18650/1691693731.html

Is that a torch with a stabbing end??

 

[bledd]

This is what you need son

 

[FML1990]

It doesn't matter what you beat the intruder with, wether its a rolling pin, a claw hammer or an actual police baton. Infact you can have a police baton in your house, it only becomes an offence when you take it out to a public place. (Yeah getting the baton home is a problem)

If you have to beat someone in your house who has broke in, what you used should not be judged in a court room. What will be judged was if the force you used was reasonable and justified.

 

[ethan]

Is that a torch with a stabbing end??

Perfect for outdoor sports including combat.