If you could be any animal...

Hiijinx · 8 Sep 2015 at 06:53

Squirrel - so I could sit in a tree all day watching the world go by whilst playing with my nuts.

Josh · 8 Sep 2015 at 07:11

Queen wasp - come at me dads!

teenwolf · 8 Sep 2015 at 07:17

T-Rex

Destination · 8 Sep 2015 at 07:32

Dragon.

Marmot · 8 Sep 2015 at 08:02

Golden retriever on an upper class country estate.

scorza · 8 Sep 2015 at 08:12

fendi said:
great white. stress free life. eat what you come across.

... and then some Chinaman will catch you, chop off your dorsal fin and toss you back into the sea to drown (yes, sharks will drown if they can't swim forward which they can't without their dorsal fin).

If I could be any animal it would be an animal on a world free of humans

MikeTheNative · 8 Sep 2015 at 08:20

Honey badger

Maximum Triceratops · 8 Sep 2015 at 08:24

Dog - so I could lick my own ballbag.

J.T · 8 Sep 2015 at 09:12

Some type of Raptor, maybe a type of sea Eagle so I could fly and be king of the sky!

MikeTheNative · 8 Sep 2015 at 09:22

Maximum Triceratops said:
Dog - so I could lick my own ballbag.

You can't do that now?

russell664 · 8 Sep 2015 at 09:37

Mike, I bet you love it! Rib removed maybe?

agnes · 8 Sep 2015 at 09:41

Eagle.

fatiain · 8 Sep 2015 at 10:22

I'd be a badger. Badgers are cool.

mccarf · 8 Sep 2015 at 10:44

Probably a fox because they're a bunch of sneaky guys just like me.

div0 · 8 Sep 2015 at 10:44

fendi said:
great white. stress free life. eat what you come across.

Killer whale >> great white.

But then I guess you'd have to weigh up the chance of finding yourself stuck in a tank in Florida.

gjrc · 8 Sep 2015 at 10:45

fatiain said:
I'd be a badger. Badgers are cool.

until you get culled.

dacads · 8 Sep 2015 at 10:45

I wouldn't but definitely a bird, flying is awesome!

fatiain · 8 Sep 2015 at 10:47

gjrc said:
until you get culled.

OK, I'd be a ninja badger then.

Davey_Pitch · 8 Sep 2015 at 11:13

One of my cats. They're spoiled rotten and spend all day either eating, sleeping or getting stroked. Sounds like a good life to me.

pastymuncher · 8 Sep 2015 at 11:24

Orionaut said:
Skunk!

The idea of having a devastating and yet essentially non violent defence mechanism to deal with anybody who might mess with me is somewhat appealing.

Mind, a Skunks defence mechanism is not quite harmless. If a predator is sprayed it is going to stink for quite a long time. This will likely compromise its ability to hunt, both because the prey will smell it coming and also possibly because its own sense of smell might be affected.

I already have that. It must be faulty though as it goes off all the time!!

Cat for me too. Highly annoying at times but my humans always adore me.