kill it with fire or set it free?

dowie · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:18

Not sure if this thing is a false widow or not - can anyone confirm? (anyone have a dad who kills them for a living?

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Kill it or release it into the garden?

antijoke · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:20

Eat it.

Freddie1980 · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:21

Call John Goodman.

Armageus · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:23

4 spotted orb weaver as a guess:

http://www.uksafari.com/araneusquadratus.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araneus_quadratus

dowie · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:26

Armageus said:
4 spotted orb weaver as a guess:

http://www.uksafari.com/araneusquadratus.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araneus_quadratus

ah in that case I'd best set it free

thanks

NexusK · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:27

Throw it over your neighbours hedge.

spudbynight · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:33

Kill it with fire.

G-MAN2004 · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:36

Release it obviously. Can't stand it when people needlessly kill things when it takes only 30 seconds to pick up and put outside.

dowie · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:37

G-MAN2004 said:
Release it obviously. Can't stand it when people needlessly kill things when it takes only 30 seconds to pick up and put outside.

if it was a false widow I'd not be releasing it

brendy · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:40

I caught and released a monster house spider this morning, chucked it out onto the decking, big bugger started running back towards the door again, almost got a foot in too before I closed it.

Cosimo · 14 Sep 2015 at 14:40

Free the lonely one.

Dis86 · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:12

MooMoo444 · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:15

Feed it steak chunks

eatcustard · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:18

Nuke it

adolf hamster · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:18

Taken from the iso 8888 standard for proper disposal of non-human home invaders;

Does it have more than 4 legs?

Kill it with fire

Is it larger than an average european male's hand?

Fire isn't enough, advise use of high powered lasers, microwave generators in excess of 4mw power output or nuclear devices.

Is it larger than a bowling ball?

Advise either suicide, moving to the next galaxy or surrender to the bug overlords.

Freddie1980 · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:37

eatcustard said:
Nuke it

You need to extend on this a bit. From which location should this nuke be deployed from?

Armageus · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:44

Freddie1980 said:
You need to extend on this a bit. From which location should this nuke be deployed from?

Clearly from Orbit, as it's the only way to be sure.

Luggs · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:48

put it in the wife's / girlfriends sexy lingerie drawer for much laughter and fun

I did this in 1999, still waiting for the wife to open the drawer...

CREATIVE!11 · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:48

Put it in your trousers and report back.

Glaucus · 14 Sep 2015 at 15:51

Nurture it, Spiders are friendly and silent and kill all the annoying bugs especially noisy flies for you.