Deleted member 651465
Deleted member 651465
They've analysed the data from the soil samples collected by the mars rover and confirmed......... the surface is actually made of mars bars.
The mars rover has gone out of control and Mars is now currently populated by insane robots..
We're ****ed
"Mars is currently in the grip of a ten million year long drought. Conditions for all life forms are extremely bleak. Without proper shelter and adequate food supplies, nothing can survive.
"Will you help? A donation a £5 will feed a Martian for a month. For £20 we can send a rover equipped with medical-grade anal probes.
"Mars is currently in the grip of a ten million year long drought. Conditions for all life forms are extremely bleak. Without proper shelter and adequate food supplies, nothing can survive.
"Will you help? A donation a £5 will feed a Martian for a month. For £20 we can send a rover equipped with medical-grade anal probes.
"Please, will you let these beautiful, intelligent creatures suffer and die? Your donation will make a real difference. Thank you."
I am told they have found wreckage of some sort of space ship...
Manned space race to Mars?
Manned space race to Mars?
I don't see the point of the suicide missions they keep going on about. Get there and die, what an achievement.
I don't see the point of the suicide missions they keep going on about. Get there and die, what an achievement.
Just an advertising stunt for Ridley Scott's new movie innit.