NASA to make "major" Mars announcement tomorrow

They've analysed the data from the soil samples collected by the mars rover and confirmed......... the surface is actually made of mars bars.
 
The mars rover has gone out of control and Mars is now currently populated by insane robots..

We're ****ed

It did make me stop and think the other day when someone made a comment along the lines of to our knowledge Mars is the only planet entirely populated by robots.
 
"Mars is currently in the grip of a ten million year long drought. Conditions for all life forms are extremely bleak. Without proper shelter and adequate food supplies, nothing can survive.

"Will you help? A donation a £5 will feed a Martian for a month. For £20 we can send a rover equipped with medical-grade anal probes.

"Please, will you let these beautiful, intelligent creatures suffer and die? Your donation will make a real difference. Thank you."
 
"Mars is currently in the grip of a ten million year long drought. Conditions for all life forms are extremely bleak. Without proper shelter and adequate food supplies, nothing can survive.

"Will you help? A donation a £5 will feed a Martian for a month. For £20 we can send a rover equipped with medical-grade anal probes.


Bob Geldof, this needs Bob Geldof voiceover and maybe appearance from that annoying Irishman with pink glaucoma stoner glasses - Bongo, Bummo, Bono?
 
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"Mars is currently in the grip of a ten million year long drought. Conditions for all life forms are extremely bleak. Without proper shelter and adequate food supplies, nothing can survive.

"Will you help? A donation a £5 will feed a Martian for a month. For £20 we can send a rover equipped with medical-grade anal probes.

"Please, will you let these beautiful, intelligent creatures suffer and die? Your donation will make a real difference. Thank you."

That actually wouldn't surprise me one bit
 
I am told they have found wreckage of some sort of space ship...

If only this was true think of the space race it would cause trying to get to Mars to gain access to the technology. China, Russia and USA might actually up there game. Hopefully the announcement creates some extra funding at the least :D
 
I don't see the point of the suicide missions they keep going on about. Get there and die, what an achievement.

its so they can get the place built up.

go there build, recive suplies,build more, recive new people, grow old and either die or hope before then they develop a return module.
 
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