Man Commits Suicide over Star Wars main character being Black

Buddy · 22 Oct 2015 at 15:57

Old thread deleted?
https://newswatch33.com/bizarre/man...ain-character-being-black-boycottstarwarsvii/

Matdom are you there?!

dowie · 22 Oct 2015 at 15:58

'Make America white again'

Trump supporter too I guess...

Glaucus · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:00

What a douche, at least the world is better off now.

OhEsEcks · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:00

ONLY THE WHITE MAN EXISTS IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY!

tom_e · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:00

I feel this is no major loss.

ThundyCat · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:02

Glaucus said:
What a douche, at least the world is better off now.

tom_e said:
I feel this is no major loss.

StriderX · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:03

Satire news?

Diddums · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:03

Hahaha. I suspect that even the Darwin committee is even facepalming at this.

Glaucus · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:10

I just can't get my head around how people can think like this. The KKK program the other night was the same. How can people feel so strongly about skin colour I just don't get it.

MooMoo444 · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:11

Surprised he didn't already commit suicide when he saw that an army of white guys (stormtroopers) were lead by a black guy (vader)

Gasp!

JBuk · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:11

Lol at the breaking news on that site

https://newswatch33.com/bizarre/woman-arrested-for-trying-on-tampons-in-walmart/

Mittens · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:12

did he not see Lando Calrissian in the original trilogy ?

lafemmefatale · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:12

Glaucus said:
I just can't get my head around how people can think like this. The KKK program the other night was the same. How can people feel so strongly about skin colour I just don't get it.

Go look through the migrant thread. There's plenty of that in there too.

Diddums · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:13

JBuk said:
Lol at the breaking news on that site

https://newswatch33.com/bizarre/woman-arrested-for-trying-on-tampons-in-walmart/

It seems to be a Murican Daily Mail. Awful site, I suspect that at home, with adblocker on, it'll only be half what it is at work.

Jim99 · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:13

This is hard to believe, but I guess if you're dressing up as Storm Troopers year after year you must be taking Star Wars pretty seriously. Not much you can really say.

JBuk · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:13

Damn Jedi's coming over here ,taking our jobs..

Nix · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:14

To be fair, it sounds like he had a few underlying issues.

MooMoo444 · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:15

Nix said:
To be fair, it sounds like he had a few underlying issues.

Yeah, terrible aim being one of them.

Twirlywoos · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:17

Buddy said:
Old thread deleted?
https://newswatch33.com/bizarre/man...ain-character-being-black-boycottstarwarsvii/

Matdom are you there?!

There is no truth to this story, as Newswatch33 is a fake news site camouflaged as a local television news outlet. Previous hoaxes issued by Newswatch33 include false reports that supporters had raised $4 million for the defense of Charleston shooting suspect Dylann Roof, that a girl was electrocuted by her iPhone's earbuds, that Jay-Z and Beyonce had purchased the rights to the Confederate flag, that the federal government had impregnated inexpensive cigars with listening devices, that fifteen days of darkness would occur in November 2015, and that an xBox disc killed a gamer upon its ejection.

I know you guys love the Daily Fail and gutter tabloids so search far an wide for America's alternative when Fox lets you down.

Zeed · 22 Oct 2015 at 16:26

Well I guess he was like. I dont want to live in this world any more. And he did something about it.