Poll: Poll : Do you let your dog lick your feet ?

[mrk]

i prefer to lick my dogs feet, that should be an option

That's no way to speak about your woman

 

[pastymuncher]

That's just so not right!!

 

[FoxEye]

I have never heard of toe jam. My first thought was that it must be athlete's foot, but then I had a more horrible thought. Are we talking humped animal toe "jam" here? Google is not helping.

 

[Cosimo]

I have never heard of toe jam. My first thought was that it must be athlete's foot, but then I had a more horrible thought. Are we talking humped animal toe "jam" here? Google is not helping.

Just all the dead skin and muck around your toes...

Just smear some jam on and your dog will love you.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Never have i been so disgusted or offended on OCuk as i am now. Why am i offended? I just dont know. Who has offended me? I wont be able to tell you.

I feel distressed, confused and have rang emergency services

 

[FoxEye]

Never have i been so disgusted or offended on OCuk as i am now. Why am i offended? I just dont know. Who has offended me? I wont be able to tell you.

I feel distressed, confused and have rang emergency services

Just a normal day in GD.

 

[Cleisthenes]

Oh god, I was eating when I saw that toe picture

 

[neoboy]

Pretty sure that toe turned into jam.

 

[helpimcrap]

After you've had your feet licked all night do you go to bed with your partner and curl up together?

I'm afraid I'd make them have a shower before they got into bed with me lol.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Some dog owners let their dogs do disgusting things. Knew someone once who let their dog lick their face. After the dog had eaten all the faeces out of the kitten's litter tray. Could smell it on their breath too. Apparently they thought this was perfectly acceptable. That and let their dog drag its arse over the carpet after it's had a crap.

 

[FoxEye]

That's why we invented brown carpets. No need to clean if you can't see it.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

I suppose if you own a pet then you can either live with an animal or live as animals

 

[Kosmiche]

my dog isnt bothered about my feet but he enjoys licking my genitals

 

[Shocky-FM]

Dog owners, people.

Be sane, choose cats.

My Cat licks people, it's disgusting and definitely not encouraged.

This isn't isolated to dogs.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

If your cat is licking you, then you need to take a look at your personal hygiene. Owned three cats, one currently 7 years old, another is 19 and one prior lived until 23 and have only ever been licked while holding food for them to eat.

 

[Shocky-FM]

If your cat is licking you, then you need to take a look at your personal hygiene. Owned three cats, one currently 7 years old, another is 19 and one prior lived until 23 and have only ever been linked while holding food for them to eat.

Hygiene has nothing to do with it, she also does it to guests which is quite funny as they don't know how to react.

I've had five cats and she's the only one that does this. ☺

 

[bloodiedathame]

Oh **** off.

 

[Gangster]

That is disgusting.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Oh **** off.

I lol'd

Also is your signature a joke? *nvm i read it as a quote by Samuel Jackson xD

 

[easyrider]

You agree that you should be banned?

Licking ...I meant licking...