Colonic Irrigation

[Spuj]

Porn stars do it before anal scenes.

I'm off to carry out some, urm....... research

 

[shroomz]

I smell a name change...

 

[Terminal_Boy]

It's the only way humans can safely rehydrate using sea water.

 

[antijoke]

I smell a name change...

That's not a name change you smell.....

 

[Glaucus]

It's the only way humans can safely rehydrate using sea water.

This would not work, see water is far to salty, if anything it would suck water out of you.

 

[McGray]

This would not work, see water is far to salty, if anything it would suck water out of you.

This.

Seawater would be more concentrated than the various solutes in the body so water molecules would actually pass through the gut wall into the sea water, rather than the other direction.

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[sand_dune]

If you live a healthy life, you don't need any of these ridiculous procedures. Butt for someone who is say 350 kilograms, lays in bed and cant move this might be of some use.

 

[Skidder]

I have a policy of minimising interference when it comes to my bottom, so no.

 

[Glaucus]

If you live a healthy life, you don't need any of these ridiculous procedures. Butt for someone who is say 350 kilograms, lays in bed and cant move this might be of some use.

Why would it even help with those people.

 

[tom_e]

It's the only way humans can safely rehydrate using sea water.

Have you been watching Bear Grylls? It's the safest way to rehydrate using dirty water rather than sea water, in the case of that episode he was using rainwater in the boat which had been mixed with bird crap and other nasties.

 

[Saint1972]

Can we ease up on the toilet humour please?

 

[Orionaut]

Have you been watching Bear Grylls? It's the safest way to rehydrate using dirty water rather than sea water, in the case of that episode he was using rainwater in the boat which had been mixed with bird crap and other nasties.

^This, It is for dirty or brackish water.

Mind, you can extend your fresh water at sea by mixing it with sea water. Thor Hyadall discovered this during the Kon-Tiki expedition (He also found that the extra salt actually reduced thirst and therefore water consumption)

Back to OP.

Dont waste you money on Colonic irrigation.

If you want to get your insides squeeky clean, just get some Picolax from the chemists.

Mind, be warned, you will be projectile ******** for about 24 hours and will need to ensure that you are, at no time, more than 10ft from a bog!

(Do a web search for "The Picolax Thread" )

 

[tom_e]

(Do a web search for "The Picolax Thread" )

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet.

 

[Orionaut]

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet.

In all seriousness, I had the experience when I went to have a VC a couple of years ago.

I would strongly advise anybody having to have this procedure and take picolax to get some incontinence pants (Nappies for grown ups)

When you get the first "urge", it will be in the middle of the night and you will not have even enough time to get out of bed!

 

[Jamesyboyjim]

Has anyone here had it, what was your experience?

Find anything good?

What like? a pocket watch, or sofa change?

 

[KaHn]

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet.

Google the "bulldog story" on the nufc forum (or was on it).

KaHn

 

[dazza13]

That picolax thread is genius.

 

[Cosimo]

I opened a colonic irrigation clinic last summer. It was going fine until the hosepipe ban

I got a new job in a colonic irrigation clinic. It's full of crap...

 

[Jacksonn]

This thread is blatantly going to be blocked up with all kinds of ****.

 

[sand_dune]

Why would it even help with those people.

Because their body functions would be already severely impaired, they probably need help with basic things.