Just seen a fight in the shops....

Caporegime
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I was just in a queue at the shops when two men in front of me started arguing!

One pushed the other and shouted "four, nine."

The other pushed him back harder shouting, "sixteen, twenty-five."

The cashier behind the till got on the tannoy and called for security saying, "I need some help, we've got a couple of men squaring up to each other!"
 
Can't all these just go in one tedious thread?

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The posts of people not getting it are funnier than the joke xD

+1 for a "dad's jokes" thread.

Can throw this baby in there:

What is a pilots favourite flavour of crisps?

Plane ;)
 
Needs a bit more to connect why they would be saying those numbers in the first place it's too random you could say anything like, cod, haddock, plaice, 'oh there something fishy about those guys'. Disconnected!
 
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