Poll: My Donuts From Morrisons Have Ants In Them...

My doughnuts from Morrisons have ants in them...

  • Still eat

    Votes: 29 13.4%

  • Get refund

    Votes: 85 39.4%

  • Still eat and then get refund

    Votes: 102 47.2%
  • Total voters
    216

SquirrelMadness

SquirrelMadness

SquirrelMadness

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Should I still eat or get refund?

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Crazy to think what their hygene was like that day... there are even baby ants probs no older than a few hours suggesting these ants are in relationships :eek:
 
How did you not spot this when picking them up? :p

Alternatively put the image on social media, copy in Morrison's to let them know and reap lots of free doughnut rather than just a refund ;).
 
At what point did you notice the ants? Definitely in there at time of purchase? If so stop moaning you gots some free eats not often morisons offer this service. Almost as good as free haribo you got free ants.... Either eat them or train them to attack moribobs in cold blooded vengeance.
 
Place donuts under a box propped up by a stick with a string attached to a stick.
Save a couple of ants for a later step.
When an unsuspecting anteater approaches the donuts, pull the string and trap that mother F.
Take the ants you set aside and using a piece of donut as an appropriate suppository vehicle, place them inside you.
Let the anteater go to town on you.
Thank me later

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Pho said:
How did you not spot this when picking them up? :p

Alternatively put the image on social media, copy in Morrison's to let them know and reap lots of free doughnut rather than just a refund ;).
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I spent the last 20 mins recording them on my phone before bunging the whole pack into the microwave for 30 seconds.

I was blown away by the fact that the ants didn't die in the microwave! This suggests to me that these ants have adapted to deal with high heat situations and therefore Morissons only fault is not having upgraded their ovens to deal with this type of ants.

Now I have an ant problem in my microwave :mad:
 
Could be worse I suppose, it could be dick ants.

On a slightly related note, who was it that posted photos of an ant colony that he built on his desk at work?
 
LMAO. :p

What I want to know is how do these flipping insects find food so quickly.

When I was in Laos over Xmas I left food in a sealed bag in my room, which was up three flights of stairs in a bricks and mortar building and yet the little blighters managed to find the food in no time! :confused:
 
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