I wish I was a pilot

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the chicks love it when I meet them in the club and I tell them I am a captain and I'm out with my co pilot tonight lol :D

"one day Miami the next day Vegas"

They love it wholeheartedly and it wins their affection. I often smell gold digging...

/randomness over! Have a good day all!

what did you want to be when you grew up?
 
what was that hollywood film with leonardo dicaprio where he deceives absolutely everyone and evades that cop? very smart isn't it!
 
Pfft Captain? That's boring. Tell them you're Wing Commander or Squadron Leader or something :p


And I really did want to be an RAF Pilot when i was a kid!
 
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the chicks love it when I meet them in the club and I tell them I am a captain and I'm out with my co pilot tonight lol :D

"one day Miami the next day Vegas"

They love it wholeheartedly and it wins their affection. I often smell gold digging...

/randomness over! Have a good day all!

what did you want to be when you grew up?

Growing up, I wished I was a little bit taller, I wished I was a baller, I wished I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, I wished I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.

Kind of nerdy, coming of age stuff now but then ... then it was awesome.

I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I can get with Leoshi cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine, you know I see her all the time everywhere I go, and even in my dreams I can scheme a way to make her mine.

Cause I know she's livin phat, her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball, so how am I gonna compete with that? Cause when it comes to playing basketball, I'm always last to be picked and in some cases never picked at all.

So I just lean up on the wall or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls who came to watch their men ball. Dag y'all! I never understood, why the jocks get the fly girls and me I get the hood rats. I tell em "scat, skittle, scabobble" - Got hit with a bottle - and I been in the hospital for talkin' that mess, I confess it's a shame when you living in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name.

Glad I came to my senses like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach, overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together, right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type.
 
When I grew up I always wanted to be a hand model.



All seriousness though, pilot was my dream. But from a child I had poor eyesight so RIP RAF or anything like that.... army / navy won't even let you be a helicopter pilot with glasses. At least not the prescription I require.

GG. RIP. NO RE.

Pity in life you can't reroll your stats.
 
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I wanted to be a mid-level civil service IT Manager with a 308 estate and a perchance for browsing PC Forums.

Live the dream chaps - winning!

*actually I wanted to be a Cargo Liner ships Captain.
 
but a computer programmer can't pick up hot chicks lol

who wants to date a computer programmer or an IT person!?
(about to get thousands of abuse hurled at me lol)
 
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