Help! I'm in a public toilet and there's no paper

Rifte said:
Self employed over here, and when my office was renovated I ensured I had my own toilet. Toilet roll is part of the consumables over here. The other 4 toilets in the office are equipped with the standard Indian kit (aka a high pressure hosepipe/squirter that you use to blast **** off your ringpiece).

Sounds horrendous, but they swear by it.
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Hmmm, so they basically use a bidet type thing? Is it integrated into the toilet? xD
 
People call me strange for carrying a handkerchief in my pocket and find it weird that i blow my nose on it and put it in my pocket..... but I'll tell you what..... if OP's situation happens to me i have an emergency **** rag to wipe and flush too!
 
When I worked for sainsburys, years ago, I was caught short in this situation. Luckily I had my mobile on me so I proceeded to ring my line manager. It went like this:

"you couldn't do me a favour could you"

"James, where are you, why are you ringing me"

"I'm stuck on the toilet, can you bring me up some bog roll please"

"are you ******* kidding me?! get down here now"

"I cant, I'm stranded"

"for **** sake James" *hangs up*

about 2 minutes later a roll was violently thrown over at me :D

Worth a try op!
 
pedromaltez said:
Hmmm, so they basically use a bidet type thing? Is it integrated into the toilet? xD
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Not a picture from my office, but this is the kit.

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Those hoses are brilliant. Hand and water *shrug* not the end of the world.

Generally expect there not to be toilet paper anywhere here, so carry around my own. Can't flush it either, love to see the general OCUK reaction to having to carry around bags of your own **** :p
 
Feef said:
Those hoses are brilliant. Hand and water *shrug* not the end of the world.

Generally expect there not to be toilet paper anywhere here, so carry around my own. Can't flush it either, love to see the general OCUK reaction to having to carry around bags of your own **** :p
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you could always just leave the dirty paper in the toilet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Did you get seen? :p

Trousers up or trousers round your ankles?

Thought about the possibility of CCTV? :D
 
Feef said:
Generally expect there not to be toilet paper anywhere here, so carry around my own. Can't flush it either, love to see the general OCUK reaction to having to carry around bags of your own **** :p
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How are you expected to know this as a visitor? Do they have signs telling you? :eek:
 
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