What cars say about their owners

Audi - I have a boring job/life and the only excitement I get in my life is racing chavs in Corsas and sitting up your bum

BMW - I have RWD so I am a drift god

Volkswagen - I couldn't stretch to an Audi on the monthlys so all I got was this lousy Golf

Vauxhall - I don't like good cars

Ford - Because I don't care about soft touch plastic and carpeted door bins

Lexus - I still need a bit of power in case I am late for my appointment with the Orthopedic specialist and I'll never buy anything from those pesky Germans

Mitsubishi LS200/Warrior things - I am a raging lunatic and I will kill four generations of your family if you even dare to look at me the wrong way
 
If what my friends say to me is anything to go by...

Jaguar - I never leave the house without a full bag of Werther's originals
 
Forgot to mock the Italians...

Fiat - I wanted something a bit stylish on the cheap, screw the build quality as long as the car matches my handbag.

Alfa - I love watching my car get repaired whilst I look dapper in my knock off Versache suit. Style over substance.

Ferrari - I just won the lottery and there's a ton of booze and hoes waiting for me in my newly bought mansion in Surrey.

Maserati - grooms his chest and pubic hair everyday.
 
MGB/Any classic car owners - extremely unclean, unkempt smelly boring chap who likes talking about how the flux capacitor in his car works. Spends much of the day in his garage or shed working on his car and has a very neglected wife who has ended up sleeping with every man in the village 10x over for the last 10 years.


You just gotta love stereotypes. :D
 
Mini (original)- get your skates on mate!

Mini (new)- couldnt afford a proper bmw

Smart- i'll flat out ignore anyone who tells me my car is a quadricycle with less crumple zone than a motorbike

Skoda- i'm either a taxi driver, a policeman or someone who understands value for money.

Vauxhall- no i cant tell you why i bought it either
 
Anyone with all of the following: Black wheels, black paint, blacked out windows and black interior - Because I'm the Batman.
 
mrk said:
Anyone with all of the following: Black wheels, black paint, blacked out windows and black interior - Because I'm the Batman.
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no, be careful of road rage with this type, dont give him the ***fully star out swearing*** sign :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
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VAG - I'm boring and lack imagination and only do missionary because I'm utterly vanilla

Corsa - Im young and cant afford the insurance on anything bigger and must drive like a moron to make up for it.
 
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Bear said:
VAG - I'm boring and lack imagination and only do missionary because I'm utterly vanilla
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I'll just leave this here:

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Vanilla right enough.
 
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