Selling the Mrs' excess breast milk - Is it legal?

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Anyone done this? Heard there be 'good money' in this on the radio a while ago. With the little one doing well and moving on to more and more solid food by the day, the wife now finds herself with more milk than needed which is currently just going to waste... We all know kids can be expensive business and while I don't want to 'milk' the situation, if we can make a little money back then why not? I'm not using the Mrs as a cow or anything LMAO!

So, from my understanding there are two types of peope interested in buying breast milk: firstly bodybuilders who use it to gain muscle mass via their 'roid shakes etc. and secondly mothers who are unable to breast feed for whatever reason but want their offspring to have the benefits of brest milk. While I am more sympathetic to the later category, I am more interested in making the maximum possible cash from the operation... I know how much them bodybuilder types can spend on suppz. etc. so maybe breast milk is like gold to them? I don't want to do anything illegal etc and obviously won't bother if it is more hassle than its worth so am really just looking for some general advice so I can cruch the numbers and work out the bottom line etc. I reckon there are a few muscle men on these forums so maybe they can give some good advice on the going rate for the milk? How do you arrange trasnportation, packaging etc? For what it's worth, the wife is pretty attractive which probably makes said milk more valuable? I'm not posting a picture lol but maybe I can get a milk sample sent away to a lab and certified as being high quality stuff?

Hopefully there is some genuine advice out there as to whether this is worthwhile. I've notived a few 'mums net types' on these forums recently who may go crazy at a husband trying to exploit his wife etc. please don't bother as I can't be doing with it. Likewise, I've already put a few puns in my post so no need for the OCUK 'jokers' to come along with the typical 'OP making a tit of himself' type puns, TYVM!

Mods - lets keep this on-topic and informative please, no troll posts etc and ban trouble makers before they derail us.
 
Yeah PC hardware forum. Why not make a mumsnet account? Seriously if there ever was a question worth asking there. Good luck.
Freaking weird btw
 
Can I sell my jizz in a jar for random girls that like to swallow? Maybe I could re-label it as "moisturiser". Oil of Peni or something. :p

Seriously, what the hell!
 
Nah puns are definitly not worthy of this thread. I don't really have any knowledge on the subject but I suggest you milk it for all its worth!

Never heard of this before. I imagine Craig's list would have a section.

Edit: quick google (I'm going to regret it when the ads algorithm kicks in tomorrow :D) suggests it's mostly going to be getting tested at a lab then private selling. The only dedicated site I could find looks long abandoned so I imagine it is going to be a Craigslist type thing.

This is screaming thread of the year :D.
 
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Can be quite lucrative, i believe a few "Trendy" cafes down south sell "fresh" breast milk and advertise it as a healthy alternative.
 
I dont think any body builders drink it lol.

Youd do well with adult baby/adult breast feeding fetishists but they may well want to suckle rather than just buy a bottle
 
Test the waters and ask 8Pack if he wants to buy some of you. Does it come with a best by date? Is the milk semi skimmed or full fat? Whatever the outcome is from your lucrative business adventure I wish you the breast of luck.
 
As far as i know its illegal

However you could do some good and donate it to milk banks for babies in hospital whos mothers are unable to produce milk for whatever reason

My missis did this when we had our 2 littlins
 
As far as i know its illegal

However you could do some good and donate it to milk banks for babies in hospital whos mothers are unable to produce milk for whatever reason

My missis did this when we had our 2 littlins

Exactly this. Many mum's can't produce milk, also premature babies benefit from breast milk so special care would take it from you I'm sure. Do the decent thing if she really has too much and you want to do something with it. :)
 
some people with IBD buy it too, the logic supposedly being that babies get their gut flora via breast milk so someone with IBD whose gut flora might not be ideal may benefit from it

no idea if there are any studies backing it's use bit just read about some bloke who had been using it
 
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