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One of our new managers has introduced us to "bandwidth".

"x does not have the bandwidth to do this."

One of my colleagues thought x had problems with their internet connection :-)
 
People always think of it a computer term now, whereas for years before and upto the present it's also been a humble plastic tray on a desk.
 
Just people chucking words around, trying to sound all current and hip... Nothing new, still sounds retarded.
Variation on Management Buzzwords, really - Agree a strategy and map the process for writing a methodology...
 
What if the server in the shop asks the question "What can I get you?", is it then acceptable to reply "Can I get a coffee"?

No because you are telling them you don't want them to get your coffee, you want to get it instead. The proper response to that question would simply be " A coffee please"
 
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