The Christmas Office Fuddle

SPG · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:02

Question...

I am perfectly in my rights to have a complete dig and general dragging to the cutter the person who decides to bring

TESCO VALUE PARTY SAUSAGES AND COLA to the fuddle table.

(All weird engineers and no one is on the bread line here)

Bassmansam · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:03

What is a fuddle table?

cheesyboy · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:03

Good sausages > no sausages > value sausages

Bear · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:05

Thats really tight fisted, doesnt surprise me though as there are loads of tight fisted people about.

tom_e · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:06

Just because they're not on the breadline doesn't mean they're loaded. They could have all manner of debts and things that leave them scraping by.

Freakbro · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:08

tom_e said:
Just because they're not on the breadline doesn't mean they're loaded.

I don't think you have to be "loaded" to afford something better than Tesco value sausages and cola

I have no idea what a Fuddle is either, I thought it was just a typo for the Xmas office fumble with the receptionist

Josh · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:08

They clearly don't like you enough to bring in nice food,

Probably because you use words like "fuddle table".

Diddums · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:09

No. No you're not perfectly in your rights. You have absolutely no idea what their personal circumstances are so stop being so bloody ungrateful and extend them some quality sausages to help them get in the Christmas spirit instead.

Six6siX · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:10

Fuddle table?
wtf

Jamesyboyjim · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:15

Chances are it says all you need to know about their feelings towards their colleagues and love for the job.

nick.lidgett · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:17

Eat them > poo them out > letterbox

Pyr0m@nI@]{ · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:19

same question as above, what's a fuddle table? lol

FurryLemon · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:21

Guess everyone brings something for a buffet?

Pyr0m@nI@]{ · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:22

just eat around the sausages if you don't like em'

tom_e · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:22

(UK, dialect, Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Bedfordshire) A party or picnic where attendees bring food and wine; a kind of potluck.
Read more at http://www.yourdictionary.com/fuddle

Beerbaron · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:23

I know the north is grim but making your staff bring their own food to the xmas party is just shocking :eek:

nick.lidgett · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:23

FurryLemon said:
Guess everyone brings something for a buffet?

Yeah, we call it a Jacobs Joiner in ****** Leyland

signs · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:23

fuddle is a Derbyshire saying for party food

we also have ..

waiter = water

sut your sen down = please take a seat

oakey man = ice cream man

FurryLemon · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:26

The cheapo sausage rolls I can forgive, but own bran cola is generally foul.

Josh · 13 Dec 2016 at 12:28

Oh so it's a Northern thing, rightyho.

Can you get anything posher than Value items north of the Watford gap?