Hob Nobs

dirtybeatfreak · 5 Jan 2017 at 10:09

Mynight said:
I cant see it

NoobCannon said:
Also cant see it. Image doesnt fit on my 300 inch projector screen

Efour said:
I asked the guys on the international space station to look down on that pic and they said it needs more chocolate

haha, I just got some weird looks at work for maniacally laughing to myself at these. great stuff

Leprechaun312 · 5 Jan 2017 at 10:12

Maybe they'll turn OP into a poop smeared hobnob

mrk · 5 Jan 2017 at 10:28

You will get a free sample selection bag of snacky treats from them. Standard customer complains 101 from food labels.

It's what I got when one of my fruit bar 5-a-pack came with an air filled pack.

Six6siX · 5 Jan 2017 at 10:40

OP is going to get some chocolate through his letterbox.

MooMoo444 · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:08

Can we see a picture of said biscuit that offends? I want to share your pain.

sprite1275 · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:19

MooMoo444 said:
Can we see a picture of said biscuit that offends? I want to share your pain.

Already posted.

MooMoo444 · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:21

So it was. That doesn't too bad.

antijoke · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:22

I really want some chocolate hob nobs now.

Bonjour · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:33

I have to avoid Milk Chocolate Hobnobs nowadays. I can easily polish off a whole packet in a single sitting. Lord knows how many calories and grams of sugar that is.

MooMoo444 · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:35

Does the Lord design the packaging?

Explosivo · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:44

Spuj said:
If you are dunking then it's all about the dark chocolate digestive.

That depends what you're dunking it in.

Skidder · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:45

I once made a tongue in cheek complaint to a soft drink company. I'd bought a massive jug of a purple gatoradeesque type drink when I was living in the US. It turned my poo bright green. I called them to tell them and they offered me vouchers for more of their drinks. No thank you. They were not at all surprised by the nature of my complaint.

Spuj · 5 Jan 2017 at 11:56

Explosivo said:
That depends what you're dunking it in.

Exclusively tea. Dunking in coffee is a waste of good biscuits and don't you even dare mention hot chocolate.

Malevolence · 5 Jan 2017 at 18:24

platypus said:
Your first mistake was purchasing Hob Nobs to dunk in tea. The only biscuit that should be for dunking is a Rich Tea.

"A Hob Nob, that's the only dog I'm dipping."

Junglist · 5 Jan 2017 at 18:38

Bonjour said:
I have to avoid Milk Chocolate Hobnobs nowadays. I can easily polish off a whole packet in a single sitting. Lord knows how many calories and grams of sugar that is.

MooMoo444 said:
Does the Lord design the packaging?

That made me laugh much more than it should've.

Bravo, Sir!

edit: Anyway, I've not seen one mention of the caramel chocolate digestive. The caramel helps keep the integrity of the biscuit giving you many extra dips.