Poll: What would you rather fight - 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

[Gogl]

I have an aversion to being on the receiving end of large bills, so I'd go for the horses.

 

[Orionaut]

100 tiny horses every time. A massive duck would be scary as ****. That beak could take a mans head clean off!

You mean something like this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanis

 

[adolf hamster]

100 duck size horses, as they'll be easy dealt with if you scale down they dont have any real attacking power.

Whereas a horse size duck is going to have a ferocious peck

 

[Hilly]

100 duck size horses, as they'll be easy dealt with if you scale down they dont have any real attacking power.

Whereas a horse size duck is going to have a ferocious peck

@Freefaller has ferocious pecks.

 

[D3K]

100 duck-sized horses because they can't fly up and poke your eye out.

If it were actually 100 ducks, you'd get mauled.

Now if we're talking 100 pegasus style unicorn badasses, hmmm I'd take the horse-sized duck

 

[LACKERKNACKER]

I went for the horse sized duck , on the off chance it's the size of this horse ...
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/smallest-living-horse

 

[dcsarge]

Definitely 100 duck sized horses. You could just jump on the lil buggers. Stiletto to the face, repeat x 100.

Then sell the meat to tesco. Profit

I am very impressed by your choice of footwear when everyone else suggests boots. Some might say impractical but it suggests a mastery of mini horse combat few have achieved.

 

[Freefaller]

@Freefaller has ferocious pecks.

<3

 

[Devrij]

I think 100 little horses could potentially overwhelm me en masse, so I'll take my chances with the big duck. One target, vs 100 little fast horses.

I think people are underestimating the number of little horses. Remember that jurassic Park scene with the little dinosaurs!

 

[hyperseven]

Any animal the size of a horse will be nigh on impossible for a man to take out with his bare hands.

Anything the size of a duck can be dispatched with a swift boot however.

Tell Mongo that!

 

[Feek]

Remember that jurassic Park scene with the little dinosaurs!

Meh, you can't compare a fictional piece of cinematic history with a real world situation.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Tell Mongo that!

I saw that for real many years ago when Stoke played Birmingham.
A line of Police horses stood facing the Boothen End and one daft bugger went up to a Police horse, swung his arm back as far as he could and hit the horse.
The horse just stood there as though a fly had landed and the thug was lying on the ground in agony with a broken limb

 

[enigma27]

Poll not valid unless it has pancake

 

[Jokester]

Well yeah if it was 100 duck sized horses that spit poison in your eyes that's a different matter.

 

[sneakysnail]

not even a tough question. i think the people who voted for horse size duck have never seen a duck before, never been attacked by a swan at the very least. the wings alone would be trouble and then there's the beak added to that!

 

[Hades]

So we're not allowed a trebuchet?

 

[MoRT489]

It's got a vicious streak a mile wide!

Where the heck did you think this up OP?

 

[hyperseven]

Let Mr Murray help us out

 

[SexyGreyFox]

So if a load of 5 year olds ran at you at the same time how many could you take out before they overpowered you?
I reckon about 6 and then I'd be down.

 

[fatiain]

So if a load of 5 year olds ran at you at the same time how many could you take out before they overpowered you?
I reckon about 6 and then I'd be down.

How many is "a load"?