I need a new pet name for my wife

Participant · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:01

Further to https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/posts/31182163, the thief philstanbridge has stolen my wife's pet name, so as he's bigger than me I need a new one for her.

Can you help me think of a new pet name for my wife please OcUK?

sigma · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:04

**** face.

Haze · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:07

Donkey Balls

Whitewater · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:08

sigma said:
**** face.

Is that 4 stars out of 5 or out of 10?

FloppyPoppy · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:10

May be of inspiration.

"Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"

LabR@t · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:16

*** bucket

Haggisman · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:17

Wifey McWifeface

Mynight · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:18

Thekwango · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:18

Haze said:
Donkey Balls

That's the op's nickname.

Hades · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:20

Jabba?

Ayahuasca · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:22

Goneupherear

LOAM · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:26

Gobbler

Rids · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:28

Cookie

NoobCannon · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:34

Chief sandwich maker

Tek81 · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:39

Pie magic

Uncle Petey · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:40

Sarnie
An instruction and a term of endearment. Everyone loves a sarnie.

DarkHorizon472 · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:44

Best to leave it chance and she can earn a nickname when the time is right.

Rannoch · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:45

The war office

terley · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:48

lude1962 · 24 Sep 2017 at 14:52

stone
from the joke
wife : my foot hurts I've got a stone in my shoe
husband: you've got 15 in the other one but that doesn't seem to be bothering you