And they say men are messy

Participant · 29 Oct 2017 at 13:27

Caged said:
Is there a tablet holder in your shower?

Shaving mirror.

Em3bbs · 29 Oct 2017 at 13:41

Participant said:
There's also the remnants of a blood clot on the floor that she hasn't cleared up yet. I guess finding that annoying is also OCD and misanthropic!

Ugh, reminds me of when I was at college and working as a cleaner in an office in the evenings.

dark-knight · 29 Oct 2017 at 14:33

My wife has her make up space and I close my eyes every time I pass it, lets not go there regarding the ***** she has just laying in her wardrobes. Hang the damn things up !!!!

hornetstinger · 31 Oct 2017 at 15:03

chaparral said:
Am not messy

Buy a universal remote.

wingman · 31 Oct 2017 at 15:21

Worst "I've got a girlfriend" post ever.

DrToffnar · 31 Oct 2017 at 15:41

Aha mate, that's nothing. My lady friend leaves a trail of mess everywhere she goes. When we started going out and I'd visit her at her parents, I was astounded at the state of her room. Literally not seen anything quite so messy before or since. The sheer volume of crap one person can own... still, it's one of the qualities that makes her so endearing to be around. She just doesn't care xD

Chris Wilson · 31 Oct 2017 at 16:11

OP shows the world his girlfriend is fighting hirsuteness, is also fighting BO and is probably menstruating, brave guy

Respect!

Now let's hear her side of things please <LOL>

If our bathroom was that tidy I'd assume `er indoors had packed and left.

G-MAN2004 · 31 Oct 2017 at 16:19

I lived with four girls some years back and it was the absolute worst experience due to how utterly messy they all were. Makeup, hair and rubbish everywhere.

I thought maybe I was just unlucky, so then proceeded to live with two more a few years later and they were even worse. Never again.

mrk · 31 Oct 2017 at 16:23

Balls to the wall what a filthy cabbage.

Dis86 · 31 Oct 2017 at 16:41

G-MAN2004 said:
I lived with four girls some years back and it was the absolute worst experience due to how utterly messy they all were. Makeup, hair and rubbish everywhere.

I thought maybe I was just unlucky, so then proceeded to live with two more a few years later and they were even worse. Never again.

I'm mates with a guy who owns quite a few student properties. Obviously most of them are left in a bit of a state at the end of term but he said by far and away the worst are those belonging to women. He showed me one where there was a notice board in the kitchen divided in to three columns, one for each of the residents. Pinned in each column were used condoms as a tally.
They'd left them there when they moved out.
He also found used sanitary towels under beds. Things like that. All three of them were medical students.

Cleisthenes · 31 Oct 2017 at 16:50

Dis86 said:
I'm mates with a guy who owns quite a few student properties. Obviously most of them are left in a bit of a state at the end of term but he said by far and away the worst are those belonging to women. He showed me one where there was a notice board in the kitchen divided in to three columns, one for each of the residents. Pinned in each column were used condoms as a tally.
They'd left them there when they moved out.
He also found used sanitary towels under beds. Things like that. All three of them were medical students.

Location checks out

Dis86 · 31 Oct 2017 at 16:52

Cleisthenes said:
Location checks out

The house was in Newcastle (jesmond) but all the girls were southerners. They went to Newcastle uni.

Cleisthenes · 31 Oct 2017 at 20:47

Dis86 said:
The house was in Newcastle (jesmond) but all the girls were southerners. They went to Newcastle uni.

I humbly apologise to the North

Dis86 · 31 Oct 2017 at 20:49

Cleisthenes said:
I humbly apologise to the North

The North remembers.

Cleisthenes · 31 Oct 2017 at 20:50

Dis86 said:
The North remembers.

dowie · 31 Oct 2017 at 20:57

Dis86 said:
I'm mates with a guy who owns quite a few student properties. Obviously most of them are left in a bit of a state at the end of term but he said by far and away the worst are those belonging to women. He showed me one where there was a notice board in the kitchen divided in to three columns, one for each of the residents. Pinned in each column were used condoms as a tally.
They'd left them there when they moved out.
He also found used sanitary towels under beds. Things like that. All three of them were medical students.

a friend of mine is a landlord, he withheld a big chunk of some students' deposit after they left the house in a state then got some half arsed attempt at a threatening e-mail from one of them - apparently her dad is a solicitor etc... and he'd better give them back the deposit or else daddy will see him in court etc...

he replied with some pictures showing the state of the house, including a bunch of used condoms she'd disposed of over time under her bed and asked if she wanted him to forward the pictures onto her solicitor father... he didn't hear back from them

Dav4 · 31 Oct 2017 at 21:01

It’s crazy how many women live like utter pigs they are far worse than men! They just leave crap everywhere and dirty clothes on the floor etc

{SAS}TB · 1 Nov 2017 at 07:54

[QUOTE="Dis86, post: 31286766, member: 12573]When I working in a call centre at uni, we regularly used to get emails passed around from the cleaners and senior management about the state of the ladies toilets. Apparently crapping on the floor and walls is just the done thing for some women.[/QUOTE]

Wasn't in Manchester was it ? Office building i used to work in had a call centre below and women missing the loo / pooing on the floor was apparently quite common practice!

jaffveyda · 1 Nov 2017 at 08:44

Participant said:

I would be happy if my bathroom looked like that. Jesus you are one lucky man.

Dis86 · 1 Nov 2017 at 08:45

{SAS}TB said:
[QUOTE="Dis86, post: 31286766, member: 12573]When I working in a call centre at uni, we regularly used to get emails passed around from the cleaners and senior management about the state of the ladies toilets. Apparently crapping on the floor and walls is just the done thing for some women.

Wasn't in Manchester was it ? Office building i used to work in had a call centre below and women missing the loo / pooing on the floor was apparently quite common practice![/QUOTE]

Nah, it was in North Tyneside. Would appear to be a bit of a trend!
It's something that I've come across in a few places I've worked but must add that where I am now the women's is spotless although it's shared by the men in emergencies. Saying that theres only 2 women in the office and 1 is part time!

I remember having a meeting at the Total offices in Aberdeen once and overhearing 2 of the cleaners complaining about the state of them there too so looks like its widespread!