Quite a few years back, I was in a situation that required me to get to Stockholm a bit quick, so I didn’t research the flight much, i.e. I didn’t look for the cheapest, I looked for the next available.
Ryanair had one going the next day, or the day after, I took it, I didn’t research the arrival airport, it said Stockhom, so I figured at best it would be a 20-35 minute taxi ride, at worst maybe 45-55 minutes by train.
It was an early flight, maybe 06.30 or 07.30, but so what.
20-30 minutes after take-off, I asked if I could buy preferably coffee, failing that, water, “No, but we will sell you alcohol.”
Alcohol is great, I love it, but not in the early a.m., (unless I’d started the night before).
Then, on landing, I discovered that it was 90 minutes on a bus to central Stockholm.
A couple of years later, one of my kids was in a villa on The Algarve with his wife and family, he called me and said “This villa’s huge, come out for the second week if you want.”
Being a Black Cab driver, I was pulling down decent money, and I could take as much time off as I liked, so I looked around for a flight, and you guessed it, Ryanair had seats.
Knowing that Faro only had only one airport, I thought, “What can go wrong?”
As Ryanair had no seat allocation, when boarding was announced, it was like the California Gold Rush, when I did get to the plane, there was shouting and swearing, and threats of violence, as families couldn’t get seated together, kids were crying, the F/As we’re trying to calm people down, and appealing for people to switch seats.
I got there, and and I got back, but I swore I’d never use them again, and I meant it.
I have no doubt that this will trigger a whole slew of comments about, “your fault, you should have checked your arrival airport”, and, “I’ve always used Ryanair, I think they’re great, just follow their rules, and it’s okay, who else would fly you to Alicante and Lanzarote for £17.50?”
Great, your prerogative, I sincerely hope that you’ll always be happy with Ryanair, but I’ve always been willing to go to graft to get a few more quid, even if it meant that I was working when most people were sitting with their feet up, and I’ve never been frightened to spend it, so I’m okay with spending more on Air France, Iberia, and TAP flights, that’s my prerogative.