Other people's loo brushes

I used to find putting tautly pulled cling film over toilet bowls good fun when people were well oiled at parties. Some women didn't share my idea of fun. They'd probably go to the police and a counsellor these days.

If they were the black plastic ones, Boot polish on the bog seat worked well too
 
All you U-bend shovers need to liquefy your diet.

Nothing worst than going to some ones toilet and seeing a hitty hedgehog next to the toilet. :D

Brings on about of gastroenteritis.
 
I am astonished at how squeamish young people today are, really!

Living in an old house, sticking drain rods down a ****** drain is basically part of routine maintenance (I do it every month or so just because). A ****** Bog brush is really a very minor issue indeed. :/
 
I am astonished at how squeamish young people today are, really!

Living in an old house, sticking drain rods down a ****** drain is basically part of routine maintenance (I do it every month or so just because). A ****** Bog brush is really a very minor issue indeed. :/

I used to hate using the drain rods, right pain in the arse. Luckily though, a high pressure water jet fell off the back of a lorry and ended up in my possession. It's ******* insane, it makes the jet washers for cars seem like a mere dribble. The guy I got it off said to be careful as it could easily strip you to the bone if you're not careful, obviously I haven't tried that but I believe it could.
 
I'm sorry but this isn't a thing in my life.... I always manage to get mine right into the water and skids are just not a thing in my house ... I've seen some shocking bowls in my time but I always thought that the person that used it must have a problem or something to make that kind of mess
 
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