What do you want for Christmas?

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

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Hello dreadfuls :cool:

Christmas was invented in 1832 by Pepsi, one half of the duo who provided backing vocals for the rockband Wham! Originally designed as a demonstration march against Sir Walter Raleigh's groove armada, it quickly settled into a two day celebration of getting knocked down and getting back up again, you're never going to keep me down, also why am I in a cave with a spear in my bum? This is not so much a theological question as it is a hermeneutical and exegetical issue. And that young man's name? Jesus Einstein.

Now in its centenial year, this 75 year old event is known for two things: presents. You might know them as 'shop treasures' or 'inside sparklies' if you schooled at the other place but most normal people just refer to them as 'gifties'.

Can you tell us which gifties you are hoping for this year. Post up to one picture as supporting evidence if you like the smell of those apples.
 
Trappi$t said:
I strongly suspect this post was meant to be funny, but fell woefully short of even the lowest of standards.
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like virtually all his posts. stupidly contrived attempts at humour or indeed sometimes even intelligence, almost always failing miserably. much like the dude in the 'what film did you watch last night' thread who makes up his own scoring system for movies and tries silly hard to look intelligent....I'm almost tempted to say they are the same person!
 
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