The “Random crap that crosses your path and leaves you baffled” Thread!

Angilion said:
Try reading Youtube comments if you want baffling nonsense. I hope it's all just people trolling.
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Oh No, nothing gives me greater pleasure, I am a keen troller.

Sad, delusional and borderline crazy people who post their visual excrement on u tub deserve to be
roundly and forcibly mocked, it's the 21st century version of Victorians paying to visit asylums
to laugh at the wretched loons.
 
SpeedFreak said:
Found out that Kylie Jenner is worth $1 billion. Started to question the point of life after that one.
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G-MAN2004 said:
All from selling generic make up supplies. Madness.
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Her success is very impressive, she could have just advertised other companies products and made a few million. But instead created her own company and is worth 1 billion. I believe she owns 100% of the company too.
 
It's the time of year again when poor folk start spreading the images stating "not all of us can afford a lavish Christmas, don't spoil your own kids with presents and make me feel bad because I can't do the same. It's not a competition!"

I'm not rich, I don't spoil my kids, but don't try and make me feel bad because you can't afford something, that's not my fault. As for social media, surely everything on there is a competition to see who has the best life? There are those of us that don't care but for a lot of people, it's about showing off.

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Another thing, parents who kick off about Santa getting all the thanks for the Christmas presents so they only give one from Santa and the rest from them. It's not about you, it's purely about the magic of Christmas for the child.
 
Dis86 said:
You should have bought one instead. Bringing one from elsewhere tends not to work.

From my side an epic one today where a guy tried to jump a queue at a roundabout by going in the wrong lane and trying to cut in. I didn't budge and he ended up destroying his front driverside wheel on a traffic island. Enjoy your Christmas jackass.
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This happened to me about a year ago on the business park where I work about a year ago, random.but amusing.
 
AHarvey said:
Another thing, parents who kick off about Santa getting all the thanks for the Christmas presents so they only give one from Santa and the rest from them. It's not about you, it's purely about the magic of Christmas for the child.
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People do this!?!? :confused:

The arrogance of some people "I won't let my kid enjoy the magic of Christmas because it's all about meeee!"
 
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There are a couple of complete jack asses who race around our residential area in bazzed up cars that make ridiculous farting noises.

They go round and round, endlessly, never seeming to get bored of it.

I just don't get it, do these people have no life? And why would you want your car to sound like it's being fueled with vindaloo?
 
One of the managers here doesn't wash his hands after taking a dump.

I mean, that's just obvious general hygiene isn't it?

I pity anyone who shakes his hand!
 
SixTwoSix said:
Talking about how bad The Meg movie was at work today and someone mentioned Sharknado. Led to some googling and discovering that the sharknado series is the best selling movie franchise of all time at $4.5 billion as of last year.

Additionally the director of sharknado 5 made more money than Gal Gadot did for starring in wonder woman.

Definitely left a lot of us in the office baffled.
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This. Really? Sharknado? REALLY?

One other thing that gets me noggin' scratchin' is those plain weird "Spiderman and Elsa" videos for kids on YouTube. Had to have a word with my sister because my niece was watching them from time to time, but there's something not right with those videos, some of it just feels plain sinister.
 
Youtube suggesting I should watch a music video by XXXTENTACION. I'd rather pour acid in my eyes than watch that. It knows what I enjoy watching. That aint it.
 
DXP55 said:
My day turned to crap when I had to google Kylie Jenner - :rolleyes:
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Elbows definitely too p[ointy

RobDogDog said:
Staff at our school are not so good with change so we're nice and email them step by step instructions on how to login to new systems. People phone and say it's not working.

"Have you done step one on the emailed instructions?"

"No, I've been putting in my normal login details."

"Step one tells you the details you need to put in..."

"Oh yeah! Thanks!"
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I had another one yesterday

Solicitor - The password on this Xray disc isn't working
Me - What are you typing in?
Solicitor - Xdecember2018
Me - that is the password
Solicitor - It doesn't come up, when I type I see asterix
 
SexyGreyFox said:
I had another one yesterday

Solicitor - The password on this Xray disc isn't working
Me - What are you typing in?
Solicitor - Xdecember2018
Me - that is the password
Solicitor - It doesn't come up, when I type I see asterix
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I've had this with surgeons and consultants. Baffles me how they are allowed to be line between life and death for a person, but they can't figure out basic things like this, on systems they've used for years on end.
 
Quite honestly, and I’m not just saying this for laughs.

Brexit

Baffled is the understatement of the century, its completely mental & literally makes no sense.

I did always wonder how on earth germany allowed the nazis to come to power, like why did so many normal nice Germans allow it to happen? However, witnessing current events i now begin to see how it all happens sadly.
 
NHS managers and decision makers are just as bad. Had a colleague let me listen to a Q&A session with a decision making pharmacist who basically rubbished all clinical data and said that treatment results are down to the patient's belief in getting better.

Don't bother with clinical trials, prescribing drugs or even hospitals, just prescribe placebos and counselling sessions for everything.

Could it be that doctors were increasing their prescriptions of certain technologies because they were more cost effective and were of benefit to the patient through experience? Apparently not. Increasing the prescribing of items to new patients is a burden on the NHS and should be stopped. Better to let patients suffer.
 
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